boregasm

noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed

Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.

by Caitlin+Courtney March 4, 2008

boregasm

(bor- gasm) n. Similar to an orgasm but not quite as fun, a boregasm is a spasm of muscles in the body that occurs at a moment that is incredibly boring. --boregasmic or boregastic- adj.

"Wow dude, listening to your story gave me a huge boregasm."

"That tv show was totally boregasmic in every way."

"I had the most boregastic time at that party"

by Cailin and Chloe August 15, 2005

bodego

Anyone of a slippery, or sketchy nature. One who dwells in the muck.

"Brad Burgess is such a slippery bodego!"

by Kikibojangles March 27, 2008

bodegabrella

A cheap, dingy umbrella you buy at a local mart or bodega when you are in a desperate rainy situation.

I left my umbrella at home and it's starting to rain. I'll just buy a bodegabrella to get me through this one!

by AA7181986 April 28, 2010

Bodegaprint

BodegaPrint is a commercial texture with an undetermined origin. It is primarily used to seduce New Yorkers. It's for everyone and it has everything anyone could ever want or dream of.

Damn have you seen the new bodegaprint on Houston and 3rd?

by Big Human August 19, 2014

bodeg

The ramifications of failing to wipe all the shit of your ass after taking a crap. Specifically, a "sticky" situation.

Shit, I got bodeg so bad, it's gonna rip a good chunk of my ass hairs off!

by Dani April 22, 2004

Boregasm

The act of faking an orgasm so you can get out of an unsatisfying intercourse session.

"The sex was so bad I literally had a boregasm. I just wanted to get out of that place."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 30, 2017