bloop

A disgusting mixture of feces and menstrual blood, usually mixed with the intent to use during sexual intercourse in an obscene nature.

Blood + Poop = Bloop

"I hear that girl is nasty. She drank a cup of her own bloop!"

by erkdaclerk November 14, 2007

bloop

the sound a scanning gun makes at a cash register.

i can't believe that guy wanted to go out with me, he does "bloop" for a living.

by angelc2556 May 10, 2011

Bloop

To Bloop. Shifting your eyes back and forth as a sign of sarcasm.

Person 1: I have two Charizards!
Person 2: Haha...serious?...
>_>
<_<

by Jeff Teiler July 12, 2004

Bloop

The act of one or more people breaking into an others pool and jumping in naked.Also the person whose house has the pool may not find.

Yo, let's go and bloop Johny's house.

by Hyphy™ October 28, 2008

bloop

The sound we use to emulate the sound of a Nextel/Boost chirp sound the the 2way radio makes.

Ay, Bloop (or Bloop-Bloop) that nigga on your phone, I need to holla at youngen though.

by pizat1 March 25, 2007

Bloop

(verb) What your body does when experiencing a trip off of the drug Dextromethorphan.

Guy: Dude, last night i drank a bottle of cough medicine and i was like BLOOP.

and: Man, i was SO blooped.

by Armwhatever February 24, 2008

bloop

2 definitions!!

1.Its a weird-ass educational game made by synergistic labs (i had to play it in 10th grade!)
2. the sound a big turd makes when it hits the water

1. dude1:dude....damn..... we gotta play bloop again
dude2:aww damn u serious?? its fuckin' retarded!

2: Bill:hey man did u here Phill bloop when he was taking a shit in the bathroom during lunch period?
other guy: dude thats sick....was it loud?

by snakeeaterfan August 4, 2008