Blomp

A fist bump, performed in a half crouching position, where your arm passes between your legs

Ian and I just blomped, for the children!

by kwaussie_viking November 22, 2017

Blomp

A Puerto Rican misspelling and mispronunciation of the word Blunt.

“Acho papi, pasame el blomp.”
“ Hey bro, pass the blunt.”

“Pol que a mi no me impolta y me voy a fumal este blomp, cabron!”

by ChevvChelios May 23, 2018

blompage

blompage is the squish above the thigh-highs or stocking that didn’t fit when worn by thicc girls.

blompage and blomp can be used interchangeably

“dude, i knew she was thicc! look at that blompage.”
“ugh. i wish i had more blomp, there needs to be more skinny thigh appreciation.”

by edumicate u April 10, 2019

blompers

literal sexiest man alive omg omg not my username omg rawr rawr

how is he so
yes, blompers

by FloeThePoet January 29, 2022

blorphenmorge

-To be in love with a red head with big tits and a juicy butt that has attitude problems.

"bro I'm in such a blorphenmorge rn."

by Timmylanny February 17, 2022

Blumph

euphemism for fuck in all ways except for sexual, more than not replacing fuck when it is a violent or angry in nature

"what the blumph! why isn't it!
"i'm gonna blumph you up lil bro"

by amadeusjfeelz July 22, 2024

Blumpha

A twist on the classic "Blumpkin" technique, where oral sex is performed on someone sitting on the toilet doing a shart rather than taking a shit.

She gave him a blumpha while he sharted.

by AlyssaSinacori November 7, 2023