Blemen

Blue semen. Occurs when someone with blue balls ejaculates.

She showed me her tits and I prematurely shot blemen from my erect penis!

Jacob: Kody! I need to get laid... My semen came out blue when I jacked off yesterday.

Kody: Let's go to Seattle and get some hookers, blemen is dangerous.

by cockmeatspiger September 15, 2010

broment

A shortened form of bruh moment.

Person 1: *accidentally shits himself*
Person 2: That's a bruh moment
Person 1: Don't you mean broment?

by trainiax December 6, 2019

Die Blumen Giessen

Of or pertaining to a beautiful woman. Comes from the German chore; to water the flowers.

Guys, check out that Die Blumen Giessen over there.

by Laxmonkey25 December 10, 2003

Brodak Broment

Same thing as a "kodak moment" except with your bros!

Yo man we all puked so hard at the same time after chugging tequila, definitely a Brodak Broment.

by A_Singh87 April 26, 2011

bromentum

The momentum that presidential hopeful Barack Obama is currently experiencing via his recent victories in several Democratic primary elections.

Hey, wopofo, Obama sure has gained a lot of bromentum with his victories in Virginia, Maryland, and Washington, D.C. ---Stacy999

by Stacy999 January 12, 2009

boment

An event that occurs spontaneously...almost as acutely as a boner.

*After five minutes of annoying laughter*
"Why is that guy wearing a headband just like his girlfriend?"
"I hope for their sake they just got done working out..."
"I don't think so..."
"Either way, that was hilarious."
"Yea, total boment."

by jcov October 17, 2011

Blemen

The post masturbation semen that is excreted from the tip of the penis several minutes after ejaculation.

After Jake masturbated, he felt blemen on his boxers and it was very cold when it rubbed against his leg.

by Dan Halter November 11, 2008