Blinders

Ope, yeah there it is! He saw it! VERY GOOD!

Hym "OHOHO! Color me impressed! He caught the blinders thing! Very good! I just saw it. That's awesome."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

pinky blinder

when someone sneaks a pinky in your ass

“I was fucking Johnny and he gave me a pinky blinder. WTF?!”
“what’s that”
“he put his pinky in my ass without any warning”

by thomas-shelby-69 March 26, 2022

blindering

The state of being following a blinder into one’s eye hole.

We had a blindering time last night. It was sad.

by Beanbag333 November 10, 2019

Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders

"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"

by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020

Breath blinders

The act of breathing like you’re going into labour whilst inside a vehicle in order to fog the windows and prevent people from seeing you smoke the ganj.

Friend: I’m about to hit this shit. Me: put on the breath blinders/ breath like you’re going into labor before they see us.

by Desert lightning May 31, 2019

blindering

Blinding & bewildering at the same time.

The fox walked through the blindering mist.

by ipm November 10, 2019