Blart 

A man who farts out their dick (a male queef)

Person 1: I blarted by accident!
Person 2: Thats nasty yo

Blart by Blarter The Second February 28, 2024

Blart 

To reach a climax during sex or masturbation ( typically men )

Dude I was sucking so hard, I had to try not to blart immediately.

Don't stop, oh yeah, I'm blarting

Blart by Martian guy February 26, 2025

Blart

Similar to a “shart” (a portmanteau of “shit” and “fart”), the act of unintentionally releasing blood while attempting to fart.

“Honey, call 911. I just blarted myself.”

Blart by Larryhorse December 10, 2025

Blart

Similar to a “shart” (a portmanteau of “shit” and “fart”), the act of unintentionally releasing blood while attempting to fart.

“Honey, call 911. I just blarted myself.”

Blart by Larryhorse December 10, 2025

Blart Attack 

A specific heart attack in which the subject has a heart attack via eating a comically large hamburger while watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Troom Troom Narrator: Fry a big patty, the size of the whole pan.

Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)

Blart Attack by jakorcuppa June 23, 2021

Blart Job 

When one receives a blow job whilst sharting.

Blarting exploded on the scene after its debut in Paul Blart Job Mall Cock.

Blart Job by Blart King August 7, 2011

Blart shart 

To shit yourself while blarting, shitting yourself while trying to fart while riding a rascal- wheelchair, or on any seat.Usually accompanied by a special musical tune that's special to the Blart, made by the combination of fluttering asscheeks and seat,which has a squeaky quality.

"We've got to go now Jenny-I just tried to fart and I Blart sharted all over the place.Its dripping in my shoes already, now hurry up and help me out of this rascal."

Blart shart by Solomacn November 27, 2012