Blart 

A man who farts out their dick (a male queef)

Person 1: I blarted by accident!
Person 2: Thats nasty yo

Blart by Blarter The Second February 28, 2024

Blart 

To reach a climax during sex or masturbation ( typically men )

Dude I was sucking so hard, I had to try not to blart immediately.

Don't stop, oh yeah, I'm blarting

Blart by Martian guy February 26, 2025

Blart

Similar to a “shart” (a portmanteau of “shit” and “fart”), the act of unintentionally releasing blood while attempting to fart.

“Honey, call 911. I just blarted myself.”

Blart by Larryhorse December 10, 2025

Blart

Similar to a “shart” (a portmanteau of “shit” and “fart”), the act of unintentionally releasing blood while attempting to fart.

“Honey, call 911. I just blarted myself.”

Blart by Larryhorse December 10, 2025

Blart

BLART: A legal acronym, similar to DARVO, standing for "Bait Leveraged As Real Target"
A tactical legal manoeuvre whereby a deliberately outrageous or extreme decoy is presented as the primary objective, absorbing all scrutiny and attention, while the genuinely consequential goal passes through completely unnoticed and uncontested.

"Did you see those extreme puppet sex scenes in the "Team America: World Police" deleted scenes? Pure BLART — while the censors were horrified by those, the really outrageous political satire sailed straight through!"

"The whole Trump January 6th "slush fund" was a classic BLART — nobody noticed the Trump family had quietly secured future tax immunity in the small print"

Blart by Gh0strider77 June 1, 2026

Blart Attack 

A specific heart attack in which the subject has a heart attack via eating a comically large hamburger while watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Troom Troom Narrator: Fry a big patty, the size of the whole pan.

Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)

Blart Attack by jakorcuppa June 23, 2021

Blart Job 

When one receives a blow job whilst sharting.

Blarting exploded on the scene after its debut in Paul Blart Job Mall Cock.

Blart Job by Blart King August 7, 2011