bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners

His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Bland

dad who has a cult called "Blands Boys"

i'm sick and tired of people using Blands name in vain

by gordunt January 5, 2022

mataia bland

A freak, loyal, young & turnt, and fine asf. Might consider her a high score!

Whoever name is mataia bland, go with it

by Coolestjiggo78 November 19, 2023

nakera bland

Nakera Bland is fine as hell. She is very smart and nice. Nakera Bland will take no bullshit don't get on her bad side. She is very loyal to her friends and will turn your frown upside down

Jimmy: damn do you see the new girl
John: yeah that's Nakera Bland

Jimmy:she fine as hell
John:don't get on her bad side

by Ushsjsodmlsjs November 1, 2018

bland yam

n.
-plain girl
-a boring girl who blends in
-below standard

"You're dating Ann? She's such a bland yam."

by Gamine Girl January 27, 2009

Bland Identity

When someone/a company creates a new brand identity and it is boring and blah (bland) - doesn't do anything for the brand and is pretty much worse than the brand was to begin with.

Customer 1: Did you notice the new logo for that computer store.
Customer 2: Yeah man, but it's boring. They didn't do anything to it. All they did was get themselves a new bland identity. They'll go under in a month.

by DaveMK March 2, 2010

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025