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Bland dick

When your dick needs some seasoning before your girl eats it normally a flavor lube.
But some flavor on that bland dick before I eat it.
by Ivanieortiz July 19, 2017
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Vegemite bland bitch

Anyone, (boy or girl) who is solely self defined by being a vegetarian - so much so that they cannot talk about anything else but what they cannot eat. Usually annoying to the rest of the group, the vegemite bland bitch will bring the pot luck party down hard and fast with pastey bean curd contributions. Avoidance is completely necessary in order to be able to talk about other things besides how horrible everyone else is to their bodies.
Oh shit, Karen is coming to the party on Friday.
She's a total vegemite bland bitch
by DW's July 11, 2016
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mataia bland

A freak, loyal, young & turnt, and fine asf. Might consider her a high score!
Whoever name is mataia bland, go with it
by Coolestjiggo78 November 19, 2023
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luke bland

"Luke bland" is a boy who like to tongue punch other boys asshole on days that end on a 'Y', also loves receiving a dirty chewbakka

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by Ikatam September 15, 2017
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Bland umami

A person who is flavorful yet he/she doesn't live to his/her full flavor. This person is exciting but doesn't act on his/her wants or feelings.
She's such bland umami
by sachikatdare July 26, 2015
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bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners
His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland
by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009
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