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birdnest hair 

Type of hair that gets knots easily or the type of hair that is very hard to handle with. Or it can be used as an insult .
Poor gaby , she has birdnest hair , it must be so hard to take care of her hair. or , oof look at her hair it looks like a birdnest hahahahahahaha
birdnest hair by Kxrli December 14, 2017

Birdsnest 

A birdsnest is when a person constructs a pretty hairdo, such as a high round bun on top of the head, which resembles a bird's nest.
The male partner then ejaculates into the middle of the birdsnest. They then gently rest their balls in the middle of the birdsnest - with their balls being two little incubated eggs.
"Your hair looks so pretty today my dear! I think I'm going to give you a birdsnest!"
"Thank you sweetheart, that's so very thoughtful!"

"Darling, would you like to birdsnest me?"
"I certainly would! I'm going to give you the best birdsnest you've ever had!"

"I've never had a birdsnest before but I'd really like to try it!"
"I'll give you one right now sweetheart!"
Birdsnest by Neety October 15, 2014

birdnesting

When a papershredder is clogged with crinkled, semi-shredded documents due to lack of shredder oil.
Confused Office People: "Why is the shredder f-in jammed?!?! None of the paper will go through at all!"

Shredder Service Guy: "Oh, it's birdnesting!"
birdnesting by 20C October 13, 2006

birdsnesting 

to put your ballsack or testies in a womens hairy vagina and have you penis or slong sitting overtop on their belly and then just sit wierdly and wait to se what happens
i was birdsnesting my mother last night and my dad walked in with my sister while they were birdsnesting upside down. ( isnt an example but its still pretty funny)
the hairstyle worn in the northern and southern parts of athens greece
the hair is in the syle of a birdnest
it is big, and birds nest in it, other things get lost
people in specific areas of athens believe its cool to make their hair huge and ugly.
its not
"oh my fucking god, look at her birdnest"
"re maria, eimai etoimi? my hair is so huge, it looks great right? i mean...im ready to go out right?"
birdnest by personingreece December 13, 2008
Birdnest can be a really ugly fat ass mf no one likes him he’s a nigger no one likes him he’s fat
Ohh is that birdnest he’s ugly
Birdnest by Bahabwbha November 20, 2021