Bilateral Bitch

An "insult" to be used strictly for mindfuckery against mildly intelligent individuals who will pause to figure out what the Fuck you just called them

Sally: get off the pong table it's my turn

Mel: ugh you're such a bilateral Bitch

-Mel proceeds to play another game of beer pong while Sally tries to figure out what she was just called

by TMFW February 5, 2015

bilgun

attractive person with fine boobs and ass.

he has such a great body is that bilgun

by mongol toli bichig February 6, 2020

Blaud

The feeling when you're trying to sit down in water, e.g. a swimming pool, but you don't have full control over your body weight, so even though you're in a sitting position, you're also semi-floating.

'I'm blauding', 'I thought this pool would be shallow enough to sit in, but it's making me blaud'

by TheRealMrsSmall May 28, 2020

bilguun

the rizzler, rizz god, sex haver, most sexiest, most smartest man alive. He can also dunk on shaq and he has more money than elon musk

omg is that bilguun????
i heard he is goated at fortnite

by sogtuu saruul March 13, 2023

traded billups

a huge, obvious mistake that has terrible repercussions

"man, i really traded billups last night, choosing to purchase mad dog over a more legitimate beer. i feel terrible".

"made i sure traded billups this semester when i attempted to take that upper-level anatomy course and got a c."

"I totally traded Billups when I told everybody that I like the new Eminem album."

by sheriffharrytruman May 14, 2009

Samad Bilal

One of the greatest people alive, the most handsome, the most caring and the most loving. He wants the best for those he's close to and while he may not have a big brain, he has a big heart. He's the most humble and he most certainly did not write this out himself.

That guy Alex is a great guy, he's truly a Samad Bilal!

by ChickenTikka22 November 14, 2020

Self-Bilal'd

When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and someone is trying to cover it up. Then an event log is reviewed.... and the person reviewing the event log is the person that has done something more irritating than serious. Setting themselves up to fail.

So George.......... it was you that caused that irritating error? You saw this in the event log? So you Self-Bilal'd...?

by Glimmer October 21, 2020