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Jean Benoit

Handsome, smart, kind and unique. Spoils you like no other. Cares to another extreme. Pays attention to details. Sensitive and could be offensive at times. Extremely generous. Lovable. Secretly artistic. Cooks better than anyone. The chef of 3 ingredients, he could make a great meal with anything he has. Very human. Extremely sexy and charming. Good person, good heart. Jean Benoit is the man!
by Gia’s November 28, 2020
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Benoit

Verb. (ben.wah.)
1. To Murder one's own family then proceed to commit Suicide for no apparent reason.
2. To effectively carry out Murder/Suicide without forwarning.

(same spelling for past tense but pronounced "ben.wad.")
Fred: Did you hear about Larry?
Bill: Yeah I guess he Benoit yesterday.
Fred: Terrible.

Husband: You better shut the fuck up or I'll pull a benoit up in here.
Wife: Okay dear.
Children: (silence)
by Vince the Bat December 31, 2008
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Benoni

Town in northeastern South Africa located in the Gauteng Province, in the Witwatersrand gold-mining region, near Johannesburg.
Congratulations to Charlize, of Benoni, South Africa, for winning the Best Actress in a Leading Role Oscar for 2004.
by Benonilad June 25, 2005
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benophile

The same as a pedophile only a benophile has an odd fetish for kids dressed as wizards.
Andy: That sick son of a... i hope he goes down for life the damn pedophile
Ben: he'll go down for more than that! hes a benophile, he will get 2 life sentences for sure, the sick bastard
by Ricardo Greene April 28, 2006
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benoy

identifies as a questionsexual. oddly is attracted to questions. single handily can teach math to every student without losing his patience.
benoy:d for denoy
BIG HHHHHH
by chilling billing February 18, 2022
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benoit

To kill oneself in a violent manner. Also used to kill oneself and their immediate family.

See also Banoit which is used to tell one to go out in a blaze of glory by disrupting a forum or chatroom with inappropriate material.
Go benoit yourself
benoit self
benoit yourself now
by balzak August 30, 2007
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Chris Benoited

Modern terminology for a murder suicide made popular by ex wwe wrestler Chris benoit when he killed his family and then himself
Jaysus, I narrowly avoided being Chris benoited when she had that meltdown.
by Bigfishsmallpond January 31, 2010
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