Benji

A person who tells dorky imature jokes but is occasionally funny. Very boy-ish but girls can be benji's too. Benji's also use dorky phrases and usually speak in a nasal voice. Usually into simpsons and computer games. Benji's can be dorky but not A Dork, and it is also POSSIBLE for them to be cool.

'omg your such a Benj'
'That was such a Benji moment'

by hannah and alice March 04, 2005

Benji

Fat cunt that tries to sell sandwiches and has a shitty YouTube pages and gay

Stop being benji

by Notkevintobar June 01, 2018

benjy

noun; A trance like state that allows the person to ascend to a higher form of being or consciousness.

The person you see before you gentleman is stuck in benjy, he is currently unavailable and will one day return to you.

by zelius June 23, 2008

Benji

Lol I hate him with a passion.
You might like him…
But I don’t :)

Person 1: Hey it’s that Benji kid.
Person2: Yeah he used to be pretty nice but now he’s kind of a dick in every way possible.
Person 1: Oh
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: well that’s a bit unfortunate.

by Yobenjireallyhurtsomeone December 08, 2021

Benjy

To be uncommonly stupid and unfunny even though your job specifically requires you to be both.

Howard was ready to throttle his 42-year-old comedy writer because he was being so benjy that it was ruining his show.

by MackDaddyKen September 06, 2009

Benjie

A marijuana cigar, also known as blunt bitch.

Yo damrcus roll that fire into a benjie

by Stfwmjs January 04, 2017

Benji

A computar sci. major who delights in ruining one of his best friend's fun with his damn logic. See first definition of the word Spock. Also may be a vampire. Not big on sunlight or lacking control....

Benji, I don't care what's wrong with jumping off a building, I'm doing it.
Benji, I love you, now just shut the fuck up!
I'm pretty sure that vampires are in better moods after they suck some blood, Benji, so go do that and get back to me.

by Devon March 23, 2005