Kieran beet 

God like being. One with all the power. If you do not listen to his commands you are sure to live a life of pain.

Wow! I did not listen to Kieran beet i will now suffer a life if pain.

Kieran beet by Urban Dictionary's God August 31, 2021

Sugar Beet 

A woman who’s candy still tastes like dirt after you wash it off and eat it.

We call her sugar beet cause she’s like candy that you drop and wash off but still tastes like dirt.

Sugar Beet by Totally Legal Alien June 9, 2022

Idaho Beet Factory 

When you pin your woman's legs back and creampie her, then proceed to puke in her gaping vag. Shake the hips to stir then squeeze her stomach tight for the tub-girl style volcano

Dude I got so wasted last night I gave that slam piece the Idaho Beet Factory

Idaho Beet Factory by IdaHoss April 28, 2023

jahn beet the wif 

jahn beet yolko
yolko beet jahn
r/beatles has no humor

-u/crispybeatle

did you know that jahn beet the wif!??!1?!?!?!?1

jahn beet the wif by crispybeatle February 3, 2024

Re-Beet 

When you get a can of beets in a food pantry box and immediately donate it back to a different food pantry.

Bob took the good stuff and decided then and there to Re-Beet the rest.

Re-Beet by Tuberacer July 17, 2025

3 layered beet cake 

When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.

What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.

3 layered beet cake by Jessijuh July 27, 2018

Yeet on my Beet 

A slang that Spikewing once used and now she regrets it

yee haw parder.
YEET ON MY BEET boi

Yeet on my Beet by Spikewing September 24, 2019