The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
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a euphemism for female masturbation.
Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"
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Get the bouncing the bearded clam mug.A cat, often very pretty but always very mean. Likes to suck people into petting her, then she bites them. A bearsome almost always has an angry look on her face, most likely because she hates the world.
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Get the chicago bears mug.A hairy cooch. Fun to eat regardless, and term derives from the taco shape. Also spawned the term taco sauce.
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