colorado beanbag

When your drunk and teabag your best friend while they are passed out .

Hey man did you Colorado Beanbag me last night ?
Fuck yeah man and you loved it !

by BatmanfucksScarecrow November 23, 2018

Beanbag

A boneless couch

Can I get uhhhh Boneless Couch aka a Beanbag wit a two liter of comfineds

by gnoD dnapxE July 21, 2017

Beanbag

An overly fat person that cannot do any basic human function

"Holy fuck dude, she's such a beanbag... she won't do anything around the house and she can't even walk!"

by El_Doolin December 18, 2018

Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018

Beanbag

Dumbass

You absolute beanbag

by Cxdxjxmxs11 February 18, 2019

Beanbagging

The act of being aloof, zoned out, or too high to function.

Wow you’re really beanbagging it today aren’t you?

by beanbagginit101 May 5, 2022

Corporal Beanbag

Pulling a corporal beanbag is sitting in a corner, camping. You offer up all your supplies like the common whore you are. As your team gets pushed you piss, shit, and cum in your little corner. When you die you blame the Delta Circle.

God Damn is Nova can you not be a corporal beanbag.

by BCK KOP May 22, 2022