An individual who is so incredibly stupid, they make you question who is truly worthy of life. Their existence alone makes you believe in a higher being intentionally keeping them alive to inconvenience you at any given moment. A true bookie will never understand their designed purpose, as they are too stupid to become self aware.
“You fucking bookie, how many times do i have to tell you to stop putting antifreeze in the gas tank.”
“Yo bro my coworker is such a fuckin bookie, he constantly forget orders right after he takes them.”
“Yo bro my coworker is such a fuckin bookie, he constantly forget orders right after he takes them.”
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The process of shooting a load on every page of a book, magazine or catalog that has a picture of a guy. Mainly the load is directed to the pelvic region.
Good luck looking at the underwear section in the Sears catalog. Someone pulled a Lexington Brookier and now the pages are stuck together!
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Get the Ninja Bookie mug.A person that is brand new to the responsibilities of administering sports betting accounts. They often extend too much house credit to people close to them, jeopardizing lifelong friendships. Instead of carrying over small balances from week-to-week like their more experienced peers, rookie bookies will contact their bettors at inconvenient hours of the day in pursuit of minuscule amounts of money.
I finished down $10 for the weekend and Colby texted me at 5:30 AM on Monday asking me where I could meet him that day with the money. He is such a rookie bookie!
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