Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie

The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.

"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"

by Japetto's Workshop December 9, 2008

Bavarian Fly Swatter

After a night out you return home with your significant other. Upon arrival you begin making sexual advances towards your partner. All said advances are denied until your partner says they are calling it a night and goes to bed. To perform this move you must patiently wait for your unsuspecting partner to fall asleep. Once they are asleep simply grab a feather and start quietly beating off. When you reach your climax release your load into the unsuspecting sleeping victims hand then take the feather and tickle their nose. When the victim goes to scratch their nose they will receive a single serving of Bavarian cream to the face.

Chris and his woman are not getting along today. When they get home the only thing he is going to give her is a Bavarian fly swatter.

by JoeWilly 1972 July 4, 2015

sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"

Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.

by Beaner McWeiner July 29, 2008

baaro

Somali-origin word ostenisbly meaning "bullshit", which gained currency in Chiswick School playgrounds in the 2010s.

Typically evoked with one's head tilted or gradually tilting up to the sky. Stress on the last syllable.

See also: shuban

Charlie: "Ayy so I got an Xbox 360 X and I fucked this girl with big fucking titties yesterday"

Zakaria: *tilts head upwards* "Baaaaaaro"

Charlie: "It's not baaro fam, suck your mum"

by mer@ kunem August 12, 2019

Bavarian hammer

Male sitting naked with an erection. Female standing over sitting male naked. Male slapping naked vagina until she squirts.

I gave the stripper a Bavarian hammer. She soaked me down.

by Jlamb September 21, 2020

Bavarian snorkel

When your girlfriend (or a very friendly male acquaintance) places your balls in their mouth while holding your erect penis against the side of their face

She went from giving me a great bj to a gold ol’ Bavarian snorkel in 2 seconds flat

by fred zeplin November 18, 2020

Bavaria

One of the main identities of Germany behind Munich, Berlin, and Hamburg.

Bavaria has it's own rare language.

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