Baldy Fudge Packer

Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!

That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.

by Jonny Boy Elton May 3, 2011

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baldylox

someone who doesnt have too much hair.

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andre agassi
briant gumble

by statik November 28, 2003

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Bawdy

When someone (usually a female) has a nice body and tries to think of an original caption to show it off on social media.

“I got that bawdy” ass boobs

by Colloquialism May 31, 2018

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the name of a very sexy guy usually has a dick bigger than 7 inches n may be very easy for him to seduce woman, he is smart athletic and very hard working. He will strive to succeed his goals no matter the problems.

Dang look its that cute guy baudelio.

by hot sexy n badass September 2, 2017

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Baldytail

1.Hair style made famous by Jesse Ventura. Consists of the remnant hair from mail pattern baldness, grown out and pined back as if the baldness was never there.

2.Combination between bald and having a ponytail.

why the fuck would you need an example the word baldytail?

by PuzzyLyker December 22, 2010

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