battleship

A euphemism for "bullshit."

I have to follow the rules? That's freakin' battleship.

by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2017

huge battleship

is approaching fast

Warning! A huge battleship King Fossil is approaching fast!

by The Real Driller June 9, 2021

Battleship

A heavy warship that has only carried the smarter of the world's leaders across the seven seas.

"Oh, you've seen Wilson's new Battleship, New Mexico, haven't you?"

by BotherlessLupine8 November 13, 2020

Battleshipping

Sexual activity involving 3 or more people where two dudes lying on their back, bang either a girl or another guy who use squirt guns to spray each other with water, booze, piss, etc. Additionally it can involve gay bottoms trying to spray cum shots at each other while riding their top partners.

Last night Dave and I tried battleshipping with Jared and Steve last night and my cumshot made it directly in Steve’s mouth. It was fucking hot!

by Mordigay_Kinkstein February 15, 2019

Battleshipping

Verb, a sex act where a man sinks
his battleship in the red Sea. A.k.a. Raw-dogging a period pussy…

Hey did you hear about Sarah and Scott last night? Scott said he took her home and went battleshipping! You know when you raw a dog someone and she’s on her period..

by anonymous October 2, 2025

Battleship

A type of warship used for destruction of exact or close replicas of itself

the battleship fired its 40mm cannons and ripped the open the hull of the corvette who was desperately trying to get away.

by PossesedAdmiral May 27, 2020

Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

by fan187 July 12, 2012