Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

by fan187 July 12, 2012

Battleships

Battleships is where you shit in your own hand and throw it over the stall wall, hoping to hit someone, aka "sinking their ship"

1: why are you covered in shit?
2: i just lost a game of battleships

by Pig Gobbler October 24, 2023

turkish battleship

A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a Soviet Pre WW2 era Battlecruiser of questionable quality.

-Is that a ship or a floaring peice of rubble.
-No it's just a Turkish Battleship.

by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018

Turkish Battleship

Turkish Battleship, something that sounds like it would be on Urban Dictionary

"A Turkish battleship sounds like it would be on urban dictionary

by Slaviodicus May 17, 2018

battleshipped

(adj.) Completely and totally drunk. As in, sunk like a battleship.

"You don't even wanna know who I woke up next to, I was completely battleshipped last night.

by Nurmo January 03, 2008

Battleships

Battleships is a fun interactive group game, where you battle friends and foe in a hard war. In battleships you sit with your legs apart and connect your foot with another person or a group of people. Then the game begins... you must ejaculate on another person but you cannot move so if you ejaculate on yourself or be ejaculated on your out! Last man standing wins.

Yo, dude, I played battleships with jimmy and bill yesterday. Of course jimmy won he is the best.

by Jaffa550 January 03, 2020

How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".

J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"

by spyhunter223 November 07, 2012