Battleshipping

When your face/head is being involuntarily twerked on by a strangers buttocks.

"I was minding my own business when suddenly this lady starts battleshipping me!?!"

by Ken Legend February 21, 2025

Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

by fan187 July 12, 2012

Battleship

A heavy warship that has only carried the smarter of the world's leaders across the seven seas.

"Oh, you've seen Wilson's new Battleship, New Mexico, haven't you?"

by BotherlessLupine8 November 13, 2020

Battleship

Battleship is when you sit in a stall next to a friend and both masturbate while trying to shoot your nut over the wall onto your friend

Tom: whats on your head?
John: don’t worry i was just playing battleship with jerry

by Jhonneria October 30, 2019

huge battleship

is approaching fast

Warning! A huge battleship King Fossil is approaching fast!

by The Real Driller June 9, 2021

battleship

A euphemism for "bullshit."

I have to follow the rules? That's freakin' battleship.

by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2017

Battleshipping

Sexual activity involving 3 or more people where two dudes lying on their back, bang either a girl or another guy who use squirt guns to spray each other with water, booze, piss, etc. Additionally it can involve gay bottoms trying to spray cum shots at each other while riding their top partners.

Last night Dave and I tried battleshipping with Jared and Steve last night and my cumshot made it directly in Steve’s mouth. It was fucking hot!

by Mordigay_Kinkstein February 15, 2019