A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a pre WorldWar 2 era Soviet Battlecruiser of questionable quality.
A conversation in a Soviet naval base.
-Is that a ship or a floating piece of rubble?
-That's just a Turkish Battleship.
-Is that a ship or a floating piece of rubble?
-That's just a Turkish Battleship.
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Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"
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