by rlr4818 October 4, 2008
Get the Bagel Belt mug.Similar to a douche bag but a bagel bag because this person is similar to a stale bagel. No one wants a stale bagel, therefore a douche bag can also be called a bagel bag because no one wants a douche bag.
by bunnyrabbit999 December 31, 2012
Get the Bagel Bag mug.by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson July 26, 2020
Get the Winter Bagels mug.John was being a bit of a rural badger as he skipped around the playground and jumped upon his friends' backs.
by Pigeonface1708 February 13, 2023
Get the rural badger mug.Comes from the movie "Treasure of the Sierra Madre", 1948, starring Humphrey Bogart. Bogie and two other Norteamericanos are looking for gold in Mexico. Banditos come to the campsite and identify themselves as Federales.
"If you guys are the Federales, then where are your badges?"
"¿Badges? ¡We don't need no stinking badges!"
"If you guys are the Federales, then where are your badges?"
"¿Badges? ¡We don't need no stinking badges!"
by Some Old Geezer July 6, 2006
Get the stinking badges mug.Like every holiday has a mascot, Christmas = Santa, Easter = the Easter Bunny, St. Patrick's Day = Leprechaun, etc... Porn has the Porn Badger. Specifically the Porn Badger is responsible for the random, used, thrown out porn young teenagers find on the street, side walk or bushes. This is usually some of the first times Porn has been seen by these teenagers, and creats a vivid experience. And like most holiday related mascots, the Porn Badger fades away once these teenagers realize where that nasty used porn actually came from...
Johnny and Dave were walking down the sidewalk when they saw an amazing torn in half Hustler Magizine that the Porn Badger had left behind for them.
by Ira Goldbaum September 19, 2009
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