When (preferably) a woman gives you hand job/blow job using a Bavarian cream doughnut. A varation of this involves her licking it all up or eating the doughnut while performing the above mentioned. Not to be confused with a Boston creamer.
by redleader2569 November 7, 2010
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I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang
by Drew Christx May 25, 2006
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When an uncut guy cums in his foreskin while holding it shut, making it fill up like a creamy pastry.
Dam, my head skills are so good that when he tried to hold it for a bit longer the result was a tasty Bavarian Cum Puff explosion.
by The-Professor- May 31, 2018
Get the Bavarian Cum Puff mug.A core exercise that was created by Nick Long of NTHXC. The exercise works the muscles of the back. It is done by laying on one's stomach then raising his/her legs, chest, arms, and head off of the ground so that just the stomach is touching. The exercise is commonly incorrectly identified as "supermans."
Man, I'm pooped. Those supermans really worked my back.
Supermans? What? Oh, you mean the bavarian malfunctions.
Supermans? What? Oh, you mean the bavarian malfunctions.
by Samuel L J December 21, 2008
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Jet: Yo man, me and Camille were fucking like crazy last night. She even let me ejaculate my semen up her sweet ass!
Kino: You bavarian-filled Camille's tight ass dawg?! That is legendary man!
Kino: You bavarian-filled Camille's tight ass dawg?! That is legendary man!
by mister creampie July 21, 2010
Get the bavarian-filled mug.when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"
Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.
by Beaner McWeiner July 14, 2008
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by Killerfuzzball1 November 18, 2011
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