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barking rat

Same as rat dog; a small, usually noisy dog typically weighing less than 10 to 15 pounds. Often capitalized Barking Rat.
Britney: "Oh, how cute! A Mexican Barking Rat!"
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."
by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 15, 2006
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barking wolf spider

(after letting out a loud fart) Dude, did you hear that barking wolf spider?
by Pugs64 March 30, 2010
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African Barking Spider

The receptor of blame after an audible fart....
Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.
by fission_pro January 29, 2009
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barlowing

Verb.
1. The act of shafting people in the queue without seeming like a total twat when the bartender forgets that you're at the back of the queue and asks you what you want. This is done by turning to one of the people next to you and saying "This person was here before me." to the bartender thus shafting everybody else and looking like a saint to the bartender and the person next to you. This is called barlowing because it is the moral equivalent of making a song for charity and performing tax evasion.
2. A manoeuvre that allows you to get to the front of a bar queue when one of the people in front of you leave and the person next to you is also contending to get that space. This is done by preventing the leaving man from turning to face you and can be performed in this step by step procedure:
Step 1: Form a barrier between the leaver and the bar's exit. This is commonly done by putting your hand on the bar while facing the leaver. This will cause him to turn the other way.
Step 2: If the leaver turns too far away, the "opponent" will still have a decent chance of getting that space. This can be prevented by putting your other hand on the bar, and then sliding in when the leaver starts to leave.

This is called barlowing because while it is usually considered rude to turn your back on somebody, you'll be thinking "I want your back for good."
1. "Wow Dave, that was very kind of you to let that man go first" "Actually Nick, I was barlowing the queue. I was 9th when I arrived, but I skipped to 2nd!"
2. While Dave was usually a moral person, he occasionally liked to practise barlowing in pubs. He didn't feel any guilt if the person next to him was a notefold cock.
by DeltaFlame November 4, 2015
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Barking leather doughnut

“The barking leather doughnut” is another name for a butthole that is in the process of letting a fart.
My barking leather doughnut really drove my wife nuts last night as it belched it’s hot breath under the covers.
by Jayrd79 October 11, 2017
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Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper
*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania barking spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year
by anonymous March 15, 2021
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Barkingsidebob

He's a sex case Ronny, an out and out sex case.

Well known on internet boards as being a proper sex case aswell.

Filty cunt.
Barkingsidebob could well have been Peter Sutcliffe 20 years previous, I'm sure he wouldn't have had any trouble travelling up and down the motorways.
by Harry roberts August 8, 2009
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