Travis Barker
A very small,skinny,tattooed man that receives for some odd reason unprecedented praise for his drumming in the extremely mainstream and genre defining {TOTAL AND UNDENIABLE SHIT} band known as Blink 182. Not surprisingly most who find him to be an "excellent drummer" have never played drums before or are aspiring,novice, white teens that have played drums for 6 months which commonly hail from wealthy families or from upper-middle class suburban homes that annually net around $160,000- $300,000 between both parents.
Travis has a show on an unequivocably satanic, greed driven, network known as MTV {EMP-TY-V} that is hell bent on detroying genuine and truthful music which threatens their plans for brainwashing the world at large with broadcasts that influence the young and the old. These influences in the broadcasts stem from advertising/ marketing of clothing lines, fast food giants, cell phone providers, automobile manufacturers, record labels, movie studios, soft drink companies, etc. all of which whom support globilization, keeping America as dumb if not more dumb than we already are, and kicking the shit out of smaller countries's economies where the majority of the above mentioned companies products can be made for pennies on the dime by little brown people in sweat shops.
Travis can often be seen on his show with a bored, vacant {yet still arrogant and pretentious} look on his face because well he's simply not thinking about anything at all in case you are wondering.On the show sometimes Travis will take a drive in his gass guzzling H2 with his fat, pregnant wife that seems to be on alot of psychiatric medication so she can try and escape the pains of having plenty of money and soothe the issues of worry about her indecisiveness over some new materialistic acquisition. On ocassion you might see Travis get pulled over by a cop because he was speeding and get asked for his proof of insurance which he won't have. The premise of this kind of scene is to make viewers take Travis's side and feel anger towards the officer because they are doing their job and well we all know cops simply are the enemy of punk rockers. This makes for trully "riveting" entertainment. Those that find this kind of television stimulating are trully better off being grabbed out of the couch whilst their sitting, tied to a car, and dragged until nothing is left of them....
A very small,skinny,tattooed man that receives for some odd reason unprecedented praise for his drumming in the extremely mainstream and genre defining {TOTAL AND UNDENIABLE SHIT} band known as Blink 182. Not surprisingly most who find him to be an "excellent drummer" have never played drums before or are aspiring,novice, white teens that have played drums for 6 months which commonly hail from wealthy families or from upper-middle class suburban homes that annually net around $160,000- $300,000 between both parents.
Travis has a show on an unequivocably satanic, greed driven, network known as MTV {EMP-TY-V} that is hell bent on detroying genuine and truthful music which threatens their plans for brainwashing the world at large with broadcasts that influence the young and the old. These influences in the broadcasts stem from advertising/ marketing of clothing lines, fast food giants, cell phone providers, automobile manufacturers, record labels, movie studios, soft drink companies, etc. all of which whom support globilization, keeping America as dumb if not more dumb than we already are, and kicking the shit out of smaller countries's economies where the majority of the above mentioned companies products can be made for pennies on the dime by little brown people in sweat shops.
Travis can often be seen on his show with a bored, vacant {yet still arrogant and pretentious} look on his face because well he's simply not thinking about anything at all in case you are wondering.On the show sometimes Travis will take a drive in his gass guzzling H2 with his fat, pregnant wife that seems to be on alot of psychiatric medication so she can try and escape the pains of having plenty of money and soothe the issues of worry about her indecisiveness over some new materialistic acquisition. On ocassion you might see Travis get pulled over by a cop because he was speeding and get asked for his proof of insurance which he won't have. The premise of this kind of scene is to make viewers take Travis's side and feel anger towards the officer because they are doing their job and well we all know cops simply are the enemy of punk rockers. This makes for trully "riveting" entertainment. Those that find this kind of television stimulating are trully better off being grabbed out of the couch whilst their sitting, tied to a car, and dragged until nothing is left of them....
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This is a form of puppy play that is much more ritualistic and has a surprise ending. This is all about control and humiliation of the puppy sub. The sub is usually naked and the dom either is wearing standard dominatrix gear or something with a canine reference such as a Cruella de Vil costume.
It starts with dom having the puppy sub sit on the floor, at attention. The dom then places a bib on the puppy (this is a move taken from adult baby play). The puppy is preferably on a collar and leash.
While still sitting on the floor, the dom then empties a can of spaghetti (the long noodles) in to a dog's food dish or other suitable bowl. The dom proceeds to cut the spaghetti into bite sized pieces for the puppy (another maneuver taken from adult baby play). The dom then cleans the puppy's face with the bib.
The puppy is then fed the bowl of food. Afterwards, the puppy may be offered a bowl of water to cleanse the pallet for the surprise ending. The puppy at this point may be walked around or otherwise played with. The puppy is then lead onto a drop cloth, outside, into a tub, or shower.
The dom then will urinate on the puppy.Ideally the puppy will take the urine orally, like a dog lapping water from a hose in the yard. At this point, the scene has basically ended and the puppy will clean up for their next BDSM scene.
It starts with dom having the puppy sub sit on the floor, at attention. The dom then places a bib on the puppy (this is a move taken from adult baby play). The puppy is preferably on a collar and leash.
While still sitting on the floor, the dom then empties a can of spaghetti (the long noodles) in to a dog's food dish or other suitable bowl. The dom proceeds to cut the spaghetti into bite sized pieces for the puppy (another maneuver taken from adult baby play). The dom then cleans the puppy's face with the bib.
The puppy is then fed the bowl of food. Afterwards, the puppy may be offered a bowl of water to cleanse the pallet for the surprise ending. The puppy at this point may be walked around or otherwise played with. The puppy is then lead onto a drop cloth, outside, into a tub, or shower.
The dom then will urinate on the puppy.Ideally the puppy will take the urine orally, like a dog lapping water from a hose in the yard. At this point, the scene has basically ended and the puppy will clean up for their next BDSM scene.
He has to wash up before the next BDSM scene, as he is all sticky from his mistress giving him a Ballerina Barker Bowl.
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