bar fly

particularly sleazy man who spends a lot of time in bars trying to pick up strange woman

at last call the bar flies practically swarm every female in the room, so they can bring a piece of ass home.

by elena August 5, 2004

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Barely Having Sex

Definition: when a guy accidently puts his penis in a skanks vagina, however, because she is such a whore and has slept with 80 people, he can not tell that his penis is inside of her. This continues for a few minutes until he realizes from her slutty ape grunts that he is indeed having sex. He immediately pulls out. Thus, "barely having sex."
Note: This may also include the occasional tip of dick rubbing the clit.

Barely Having Sex: "Baby, I only barely had sex with her. Don't worry.

by The Crotch Monster December 14, 2010

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barfy

When something goes so far toward the cheesy end of the emotional spectrum that it makes you kind of sick...in a good sort of way.

Most PDA falls into the barfy category, as well as emotional love letters, touching sentiments, etc.

How to use in a running sentence: "Look at that cute couple holding hands, kissing each other as the sun sets on the beach. Barf."

But actually, you are just jealous and would not actually mind being in said situation yourself.

Note that "barf" and "barfy" can be interchanged depending on your personal grammatical preferences.

by naturalmotif October 6, 2009

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barly member

A. A huge hairy penis

B. Another way of saying you barely remember, a bit ghettoish.

A. You know that guy with the huge penis surrounded by a bush? Yep, a barly member for sure.

B. "Sorry i barly member..."

by theallknowerseeertexter May 29, 2011

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barely yonder

Barely yonder is basically "not far" in old-timer speak. It was predominately said by old white people around the time of the dinosaurs. English teachers refer to this dialect of English as "Old English."

That is barely yonder away from here. The other bar is barely yonder.

by NotTheEC May 20, 2014

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