Guantanamo Baptism

When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.

I sat down to take a slam and was pleasantly surprised with a Guantanamo Baptism!

by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010

Booty baptism

The act of loosing ones virginity.

Jason was a believer for a long time, so after much soul searching. He decided to hit that and undergo a traditional booty baptism, his parents were proud.

by sajamas January 29, 2014

Carey Baptist College

Known for its abundance of boring-ass jazz music, preachy/irrelevant messages tagged onto the end of speeches by teachers at assemblies, and stupid community events. They try and make Christianity seem cool and trendy, and they waste their student fees on cafe's and community centres that students can't use. Most of the teachers are hopeless and you may as well send your kid to hell for 14 years, they'll probably find that more enjoyable. And less fucking preachy.

Person 1: Do you know Carey Baptist College?
Person 2: You mean the preachy jazz school?
Person 1: Yeah.

by CareySucks666 June 17, 2018

Baptist hand job

A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.

Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.

by Elvis wearing a bra July 21, 2005

Westboro Baptist Church

professional trolls that don't actually believe anything they say.

westboro baptist church: god hates faggots *gets punched, lawsuit follows, free moneys*

problem america?

by Jonermcjonsephjonesjonemcmcjon July 18, 2011

Westboro baptist church

A significant proportion of the population (not many, but enough people) spend their school days whipping other kids, sneering in their faces, tearing up their copybooks, beating up anyone they can while still looking righteous and popular and generally doing everything they can to crush the spirit out of anyone they can get away with so treating. Fortunately, most of them have the grace to leave this childhood unpleasantness behind in due course, and become people of fairness, maturity and integrity who are man or woman enough to, at the very least, apologise to their former victims. And mean it.

And then, alas, there are a pathetic few like the Phelps clan.

Various forms of behaviour unworthy of the most intelligent species on the planet are exemplified, to take two examples, by schoolyard bullies, and by the Westboro Baptist Church.

by Fearman August 6, 2007

Landover Baptist

A Christian fundamentalist website for "true Christians". The "unsaved are unwelcome."

Has strong opinions against Jews, Democrats, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Liberals, poor people, homosexuals, television, blacks, the French, pagans, atheists, and Cat Stevens.

Believes Pixar is an evil propaganda machine controlled by homosexuals.

The church makes most of its profits from website hits and selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs.

Landover Baptist: Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome.

by TheEye5000 January 8, 2005