Ballistic fucking ape shit

When someone litterally, ballistically produces shit that of an ape.

"When I brought my report home, in which I had flunked all my subjects, my parents went Ballistic Fucking Ape Shit on me!"

by Tjoppie August 28, 2015

Ballsistic Pissiles

While taking a piss, the urine stream splits into 2 streams that flow in random uncontrollable directions due to the buildup of semen from recently busting a fresh nut. The piss usually gets all over the floor and the seat and even sometimes your clothes and bathroom towels. The aftermath can be devastating.

Gary: Dude I just got done nailing this fat chick. She had a bad case of FUPA and didn't...hold on a sec I will be right back. Gotta take a piss.

Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

Bullyistic

The behavour of someone who acts like a bully.

Person 1: Pick up my candy!
Person 2: Don't be so bullyistic!

by Gabsterella October 21, 2011

ballistic

When any object is thrown/catapulted/dropped or in any way made to hit a man's balls with painful intent, that object becomes ballistic.

Veronica: Hey Chris! *throws apple at Chris' testicles*

Chris: AHMAHGAWD!!!!!!

Michelle: BALLISTIC APPLE FTW!

by Capital V November 9, 2007

Ballistic Swami

A pro gamer belonging to the Biggus Dickus genome.
No one can beat him at any game. You don't want to fuck with this guy.

Hell naw man! I ain't gonna challenge Ballistic Swami.
I gotta get my skill level up to match Ballistic Swami.

by Saladass Shakuni January 4, 2019

Ballistic

Beware of whitty talking enchanting table language bamabianbabbokmmboabaobabababoikbabbabaiabbajajjb

Ballistic is bomb

by That Memer 69420 monke April 17, 2021

ballistic

When something is just autotomas

Yo that was ballistic

by dontelistic July 2, 2018