Jase Ballenger

Jase Ballenger is one of the mcs in the Dance of Thieves duology. He is hopelessly obsessed with his only love, Kazi. Almost like Kazi is so hopelessly lost in her trauma. It’s funny

Jase, oh Jase

Start making smart choices

or you’ll be cut with Wren’s mace
also Kazi still hears voices

<3

I really came through with that Jase Ballenger rhyme, didn’t i

by Cora the Chrysaora quinquecirr July 8, 2021

Free Ballen

Slicing your own testicles and filling the cavity with Tide Pods (or any other object or substance).

“Ey bru, you free ballen tonight?”
“Slicing n Dicin’ my brutha. Straight clean like Tide, Son”

by MisAnthroPissed September 22, 2023

skip and ball pen

an amazing contribution and standard set where two people entwine together <3

When the unthinkable happens...you fall so hard in love and the other person is there to catch you...AND you go indoor skydiving together :-)

do you sleep on your stomach skip? NO? Can I? (ball pen)

skip and ball pen

by skipball July 25, 2011

D-backs bullpen

D-backs is short for Diamondbacks. The bullpen of this team ruins nearly every lead the excellent starting pitchers gets, from Randy Johnson to Zac Gallen. Bullpen problems have been with this team since 1998 when they appeared, and they haven't gotten better. Indeed, in 2021 and 2022, the bullpen lost 41 games apiece, a franchise record. The bullpen is one of the problems which ruin an otherwise good team and a title contender, another notable problem being the Torey Lovoullo mindset, which states that all prospects who arrive in the MLB late in the season should be replaced with bad but old players so as to keep the prospect status for another year to vie for the ROY title. This appeared in the Carroll/Luplow problem in Sep 2022.

Also used to refer to 'absolute trash'.

Dude, the D-backs bullpen blew another lead by Zac Gallen. What a shame.

by π=3.14159265358979323846 October 6, 2022

Dikke alien ballen

Yes

when ur in public u just scream it really loud in the netherlands it means u need help dikke alien ballen

by HENKIE PENKIE SJANGHIJ November 8, 2023