english pop band mcfly's guitarist danny jones' fabulous girlfriend that inflicts anger in many danny fans.
danny fan 1: danny has a new girlfriend. grrr!!!
danny fan 2: grrr!!!
danny fan 3: grrr!!! btw i heard her name is sereta baldwin.
danny fans 1, 2: grrrrrrr!!!
danny fan 2: grrr!!!
danny fan 3: grrr!!! btw i heard her name is sereta baldwin.
danny fans 1, 2: grrrrrrr!!!
by bea-wannabe March 12, 2008
Get the sereta baldwinmug. when someone is having anal sex and the person giving to the partner ejaculates and leaves the seaman there until it gets crusty in the anus.
by c baldwin June 20, 2007
Get the crusty baldwinmug. Also known as the hot lunch.
his involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake
his involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake
: Hence a "dirty baldwin" Simple really.
Mac: "Hey Soph, did you have a dirty baldwin today?" (He he he)
Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.
Mac: "Hey Soph, did you have a dirty baldwin today?" (He he he)
Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.
by loopyspanky October 19, 2008
Get the Dirty Baldwinmug. A dude; a gent; a cool guy who manages to keep coming back and attaining professional success in spite of numerous professional and personal failings causes by bad judgment and a complete lack of foresight.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.
v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
Guy 1: "Dude, your uncle Ray is amazing! He's been married and divorced 4 times, and now he's with that hot 26 year old bette. He has a master's degree in microbiology, but he works as a clerk at a gas station. Yet somehow he is pulling in $90 large a year and driving that sweet Audi. How does he do it, man?"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"
Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
Get the Alec Baldwinmug. Verb: To act like you have a huge bank account when in reality you are dependent on someone else to pay your bills; to be completely insolvent in business matters, claim bankruptcy, and go on vacation, leaving your creditors holding the bill; to have all holdings foreclosed on but rent a house that costs as much as the original mortgage on the foreclosed house; to generally take advantage of anyone and everyone in an effort to make oneself look as good as possible.
"I think I'll pull a Baldwin and go on vacation next week, even though I owe everyone and their mother money."
by karmagalva February 3, 2010
Get the Pull a Baldwinmug. by hfhfhfhfhfhffhfhfhfhfhfhfffhfh November 7, 2020
Get the Libby Baldwinmug. by Willy fat fatagdsjha July 5, 2018
Get the Harry Baldwinmug.