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bandsexual

a male or female who instead of using sexual reproduction or asexual reproduction uses the saxophone to reach happiness or climax.
Yanni sat in the back of the band room and inserted her saxophone inside of her and found God.
by Nicki December 2, 2004
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Bikesexual

The sexual attraction of a man towards a bike, commonly small bikes or children's bikes.

Men that are Bikesexual often have their sexuality associated as a choice or sexual preference, however it is considered a mental illness, like pedophilia or necrophilia.

Bikesexuality has never been associated with women before, and the reason for this is still unknown. However, the female gender is the only one to experience Hobosexuality (sexual attraction towards homeless people).

Men that experience Bikesexuality are often more commonly attracted to small/tiny bikes or children's bikes. This has nothing to do with pedophilia, but is believed to have something to do with the fact that men who are Bikesexual 'have a momentary lapse in brain function whenever seeing a bike, thus meaning they revert back to a child-like state, liking anything cute, shiny or small'.
Tricycles are especially appreciated in this circle of men.
Mikhail came a few times when he saw Sasha's new Barbie tricycle.

He still doesn't consider himself Bikesexual.
by Mechanical Ballerina May 18, 2009
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barsexual

When an in the closet gay man, gets drunk at the bar and makes out with other men to show off that he doesn't have to be gay to make out with other dudes.
Roberto pulled a barsexual on JD last night.
by Humper38475 January 29, 2009
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bagsexual

Having no preference in, or liking both paper and plastic grocery bags.
Checkout girl "Do you want paper or plastic?"
Shopper "I don't care, I'm bagsexual"
by wexlermoon December 15, 2010
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bakugosexual

I'm not bi anymore, I'm bakugosexual
by Lxxzii January 18, 2021
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Barsexual

A non-gender-specific (nomrally sober) person who usually arrives at the bar near closing with the primary mission of finding someone drunk enough to have sex with.
I see the barsexual has arrived on cue tonight - picking up Gina (wallowing in her own vomit) - promising her a safe ride home - resulting in sloppy sex leading to much regret and vows of sobriety.
by Misanthropic71 March 24, 2008
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bikesexual

Describing someone who enjoys performing sexual acts on a bike.
A:"so the new guy I'm seeing is definitely bikesexual"
B:"how do you know?"
A:"He propped me up against my biked and banged me"
by biked May 30, 2010
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