bark

to speak loudly and usually belligerently without knowing what in the fuck you are talking out.

What the fuck is he barking about now?

by vanuel February 3, 2004

Bob Barker Syndrome

When Bob Barker on the Price is Right calls up a contestant and they run up screaming and yelling. An even more severe case is when a contestant wins a bid goes into epilepsy and start attacking Bob Barker.

Oh noez, crazy lady has Bob Barker Syndrome.

by J@m3$ H@nl3y May 12, 2007

eat shit and bark at the moon

1. You're a bitch and not worth my time. Usually in response to an unreasonable request.

Man 1: Can you do my paper for me?
Man 2: Eat shit and bark at the moon.

by candorsmayhem October 27, 2007

Barak

A very attractive kid that gets all the ladies.

He is very charming and will treat you right.

Also rides dirtbikes which is sexy af

Damn, Barak sure has matured well.

Have you seen Barak lately? He's gotten cute

Im happy to say, me and Barak are talking. He's a great guy.

by Maggie Black December 14, 2012

Barker

A gun, specifically a six-shot revolver.

guy 1. We're out-numbered dawg! Its 5 of them and 2 of us!
guy 2. Chill bro! I'm packing my Barker, so its 8 of us and 5 of them!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021

Jurassic Bark

An episode of Futurama that will make the manliest of men weep.

Guy #1:Me and my friend were watching that episode of Futurama Jurassic Bark and we both started crying.
Guy #2: Same

by yrf February 6, 2013

Eat Shit & Bark at the moon

This quote is often used when telling someone off...
Basically, your calling them a dog.

" I'm done with you... Go EAT SHIT & BARK AT THE MOON...!"

by That Crazy Fat Girl January 19, 2017