Shizzling Bruv

Excellent my good friend, please invite me to continue this smashing conversation. I enjoy your company in a completely legitamate and non-homosexual fasion.
"Son, nah how the shit be thee?"
"I be shizzling bruv."
"Man, now I got your back dog."
"Y'Shittin' me son?!"
by jkedn May 6, 2005
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window bruv

Window Bruv is an sentient entity which often lurks within buildings and will trade with passers by if they call the Window Bruv from outside. If one should enter the building, the Window Bruv will not be there. It is speculated that the Window Bruv is non-corporeal, however, on trading, a hand will reach out to recieve and distribute goods. The Window Bruv expects a fist bump before departure.
Person 1: Yo, Window Bruv.
Window Bruv: Yo?
Person 1: Can I swap you this NATO mask for a GOST?
Window Bruv: Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh!

Person 1: Yeah, that's the stuff.

Window Bruv: Safe.
Yeah, safe G. Safe G.
by thelagfag August 10, 2021
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Dickhead Bruv

A Dickhead bruv is a saying used to demoralize and insult a person who is acting in a dickhead manor.
Mans dem is real dickhead bruvs
by SuPeR O January 16, 2019
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Bruv Affair

like a bromance, just a bit more sexy
love affair - BruvAffair
"Peter and Kevin's bruv affair is so naughty"
"So hot too"
by jamo no no September 24, 2022
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Been on the bruv

inferring that a person has been on methamphetamines, is acting crazy or in a way that appears to not be normal or sensible
That ain’t right mate, you been on the bruv
by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020
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Naaaaar Bruv

Used in instances of great displeasure or disagreement between two parties.
Irish: Hey Ed, u wanna go and play Warhammer at my house?
Ed: oh Naaaaar Bruv
by Keherish October 22, 2006
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Bruv Kentucky

When two men 69 and defecate.
Yea, sorry, we are about to head home, gonna try the Bruv Kentucky tonight.
by UrbannDicc December 14, 2022
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