axe bunny

Similar to a "Badge Bunny", meaning that the woman (or man) only is attracted to firefighters due to the fact that they are firefighters.

"Why does your girlfriend always hang out at the station?"
"Total axe bunny dude."

axe bunny by Wouldn't ya like to know... December 31, 2009

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axe up

To not shower; instead use axe to freshen up.

(just ran 5 miles)
john: Hey man you gonna shower?
stinkbutt williams: No man, ill just axe up
john: That's nasty man

axe up by StinkbuttWilliams October 3, 2012

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Axe of Capitalism

A very powerful weapon used by the cloak.

And that's what you get. You get my axe of capitalism, right in your face.

Axe of Capitalism by MrNarwhal101 August 22, 2010

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AXE body spray

An extremely dangerous chemical weapon worse than mustard gas. Usually used to make an Axe bomb.

Did you know AXE body spray is the equivalent of a shower in a can?

AXE body spray by deepledi May 14, 2018

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Axe Baby

Anyone (child, teen, adult) thoroughly steeped in the culture of AXE body spray. Can be used as an insult when someone is acting overly Bro, suggesting they were deprived of oxygen and instead breathed AXE at birth. Children born to Bro parents automatically qualify whether or not they drink Mountain Dew.

By 2050, the number of Axe Babies in the United States will triple, due to the sexual maturation of the first Bro generation of the early 2000's.

The Axe Baby dreamed of seeing Nickelback in concert, after hearing stories from his parents about how rad and hella sweet their shows were.

The brand new Axe Baby was swathed not in a powder pink jumper, but a bubblegum polo and tanker's hat.

Brad, stop watching WWE, you're acting like an Axe Baby.

Axe Baby by Purple Sox April 30, 2010

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axe shower

The act of replacing a shower with spraying yourself with axe.

Joe is a lazy asshole, and takes axe showers before comming over.

axe shower by Joseph Block March 27, 2007

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Axe Cop

Axe Cop is a comic series by Malachai and Ethan Nicolle (5 and 29) featuring a cop with an Axe and his sidekick, Dinosaur Soldier. Axe Cop will chop your head off. He makes Chuck Norris look like Barney Fife

Axe Cop and Dinosaur Soldier chopped the bad guy's head off

Axe Cop by scratchmaster101 April 28, 2011