Alex Austen

An Alex Austen is generally someone who likes to step on cats heads and put spaghetti through lizards ear holes. He also likes to sit on his brothers penis and give him sloppy toppy. His father typically has pockets as deep as the Mariana Trench.

Oh that guys such an Alex Austen!

by spagety in lizards ears March 26, 2021

abstension

The visible engorgement of the belly following a large meal.

The bulky sweater was a vain attempt to mask my abstension following lunch at Golden Corral.

by JumboBellah November 22, 2010

austenized

When a relationship closely relates to one written by Jane Austen, or actually parallels it. Whether the pair acts the same way, or their personality is the same...

Friend One: Did you see them? They are so austenized- one infatuated with the other who hates him to bits.
Friend Two: Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Collins; I completely agree.

by The Future-teller March 8, 2016

austenized

When a relationship closely relates to one written by Jane Austen, or actually parallels it. Whether the pair acts the same way, or their personality is the same...

Friend One: Did you see them? They are so austenized- one infatuated with the other who hates him to bits.
Friend Two: Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Collins; I completely agree.

by The Future-teller March 8, 2016

austenized

When a relationship closely relates to one written by Jane Austen, or actually parallels it. Whether the pair acts the same way, or their personality is the same...

Friend One: Did you see them? They are so austenized- one infatuated with the other who hates him to bits.
Friend Two: Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Collins; I completely agree.

by The Future-teller March 8, 2016

Asstentation

Contraction of Ass + Ostentation. Most notably on social networking sites.

To get likes & followers she would post butt pics ad nauseum in blatant asstentation. I unfollowed.

by 3gmaxvUD March 12, 2016

Austenmania

Once upon a time, in the 1800th century, a young English woman named Jane Austen began to publish her romance novels. Over the centuries, these novels became very, very popular. Among these books are Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Mansfield Park, and Emma, along with a few more. Austenmania refers to the fact that these books, especially Pride and Prejudice, have become the model for most romance novels today and that we still make movies and remakes of it. Despite most of the public being ignorant of the existence of Ms. Austen, our culture is riddled with her influence.

We will never, ever get rid of Austenmania. The Austen is ingrained in our souls.

by MagiRabe May 23, 2016