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awksplosion

I wouldn't stand too close to her if I were you; she's an awksplosion just waiting to happen.
by ™Mule September 10, 2011
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awkskward

-a cool way of saying awkward
-comes from the sub-words of awks and kward
-created by a genius named Grace
-amazing!!
-use it all the time!!
-based in Toronto
omg Oscar you're so awkskward....
by wordmaker12341234 November 30, 2011
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Awky Signs

A long list of hand signs that are used in different awkward moments. There are ones for major holidays and other moments that really get you out of an awkward situation.

Some of them are: awky turtle, awky tent, awky monster, awky tree, awky heart, awky flag, awky bunny, awky fireworks, the list goes on.
While i was on my walk home, i saw an assortment of awkward moments and held up my different awky signs.
by Anna B. June 24, 2007
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AwkStalk

A person who, so fed up with their own life, will walk into any conversation trying to create an awkward situation.

A bitch who knows they can get away with it. Not actually a friend, but someone who refuses to piss off, no matter how many hints are thrown at them.

The first person to 'accidently' bring up something everyone is trying to forget / that could cause an argument, in an innocent sounding way so the anger cannot be aimed at them.
Person- "This is my boyfriend, Luke. We have been together for 3 weeks :)"
AwkStalk - "Oh. I thought you were with David, last week? Oh shit, should I not have said that?"

Person- "I like you hair, Sarah!"
AwkStalk - "Yeah it's nice! :) Can hardly tell you had to cut it because of lice. Oh shit, should I not have said that?"
by JustLeave...Now. March 27, 2011
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Awky Award

An award comparable to the Oscars given to someone for outstanding Awkwardness.
Host: And the Awky Award goes to John! For tucking his shirt into his underwear!
by Luke Rollers October 19, 2011
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Awksedreplgrep

Convulated computer nerd command lines.

Used by Systems Administrators and the like to automate things
if you just use the below you can have a nice OS Version detector, basic Awksedreplgrep!
-e /etc/issue && \
-r /etc/redhat-release && \
OSRELEASE=$( head -q -n 1 /etc/issue /etc/redhat-release | /bin/sort -u | xargs |/usr/bin/perl -ne '$rel=(/3\.\d+/ ? 'c3' : (/4/ ? 'c4' : (/5/ ? 'c5' : (/release (\d).+update (\d+)/i ? "r$1" : (/Fed.+\b (\d+)/ ? 'fc' : (/Ub.+\b (\d+\.\d+)/ ? $1 : 'unk') ) ) ) ) );print "$rel\n";')
by hechz February 7, 2014
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Awks

The Unit of measurement for the amount of awkwardness in a situation.
Courtney makes everything 10 more awks.
by Charliebrown312 April 14, 2016
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