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Average

Though often thought to mean mundane and boring, Average really means what occurs the most.

"My Life Is Average" is a site were "Average" means "crazy awesome" to the mundane boring person.

If you make your life crazy awesome by doing random things, not only will you be happier, but you will redefine average in your life.
"Today, I was walking home from school when suddenly, two guys ran by me. They stopped at the crosswalk ahead, pulled out lightsabers, and dueled until the walk sign went green. MLIA."

In an attempt to be un-average, Sara wore a snuggie to school. Soon this became a trend, and every average person wore a snuggie.
by Intrigue October 28, 2009
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Averiel

The Most beautifulest girl you will ever meet in your life. Usually attracted to light skin boys with curly hair. Does Not Like Dark Skin Boys. Averiel's are gorgeous, funny, smart, fun to be around, and have the best smile ever. They have big butts and titties.
Your the best girl i ever had, your like a Averiel
by YOU ALREADY April 17, 2011
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Avengers Endgame

The tragic tale of and ogre named Shrek fighting to defend South Park against the evil Coronavirus. With the help of Pewdiepie, Greta Thurnburg Mike Wasowkski, Dunkey, and the Ford 5150, they may just have achance at saving Eric Cartman and friends.
by Arlingstin January 26, 2020
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about average

In the world of online dating portals, this is how fat people describe themselves. Not to be confused with "a few extra pounds", which indicates the person is morbidly obese.
"Her profile said she was 'about average', but it turns out she was WAY too average"
by Dan_Maine October 20, 2005
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The Avengers

The Avengers is a 2012 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics superhero team of the same name, produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures. It is the sixth film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). The film was written and directed by Joss Whedon and features an ensemble cast that includes Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, and Jeremy Renner as the titular Avengers team, alongside Tom Hiddleston, Clark Gregg, Cobie Smulders, Stellan Skarsgård, and Samuel L. Jackson. In the film, Nick Fury, director of the peacekeeping organization S.H.I.E.L.D., recruits Tony Stark, Captain America, the Hulk, and Thor to form a team that must stop Thor's brother Loki from subjugating Earth.
The Avengers premiered on April 11, 2012, at Hollywood's El Capitan Theatre and was released in the United States on May 4, 2012.
by NHB42 June 12, 2018
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The Anal Avenger

A brave man who avenge anals
Guy 1. Man I got ass fuct by my boss.
Guy 2. You shuld call the Anal Avenger, he can help you.
by Derpodeus the third November 3, 2012
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National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day! On this day you can throw anyone that is a normal size!!
“Marina it’s National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day!” I said! “NO” yelled Marina quickly before I threw her.
by mousegiraffe October 23, 2019
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