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Respect my authority

one of Eric Cartman´s many catch phrases in the show of South Park. the phrase is used to enforce a sentence that is used to tell someone to do so something
–He does never listen.

–Once I kick him in the nuts he will respect my authority, just go to him.

–no way dude.

–Respect my authority!
by Stanley March March 7, 2017
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girl authority

a bad group of pre-teens from the suburbs of massachussets who make crappy versions of songs. the only reason they got a record deal is because one of the girls has a father who owns a record company. there music sucks and no one likes it. all the girls are thin, white, rich, and bitchy. the only people who like them are 8year olds or people who are friends with people who are in the group. threre are nine girls, aged 8-14 who all have gay names like---

country girl, boho girl, glamour girl, fashion girl, preppy girl, urban girl, party girl, all-star girl and rock n' roll girl.

bleh.
girl- lyke oh em gee! have you seen the new girl authority record?

other girl- ew.... *gags*
by *.*.*.*.**** May 23, 2006
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with authoritah

adv. with gusto, like it was my job. Comes from "with authority," but with authority spelled like Cartman says it in that episode of South Park where he is a deputy on a big wheel.
Shaq took the rock to the rack with authoritah.
by fizzle April 10, 2004
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The Authority

"The Authority", also known as "Die Autorität", is a discord mock government monarchist (Former Fascist) server founded by "Wilhelm Keitel".

The flag of Die Autorität is a German Reich (Black-White-Red) flag with an eagle in the middle of the flag.

The Authority's largest family is the Keitel family, the family consists of usernames with the surname "Keitel", for example: Razor Keitel, Tapo Hans Keitel and Red Keitel.

Most of the family members often use the Gothic Font as their username font.
Some Person: What's up with them?
Erwin: Oh they are just The Authority, just a bunch of Bastards that follows Keitelism.
Jovian: I thought they became better after some things that happened, I don't know.
by Jovian123 January 13, 2021
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Authorized

To grant the permission or power to.
To hold all the power, final word or say.
Only I am allowed on that track because I am authorized.

No one will go up that canyon without my authority.
by Authorized_s13 September 13, 2013
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Authoritalitismlessness

The process of the speckles of blood forming in the frozen ass depths of my tired old eyes. To my surprise, it's just a disguise. Coming back down hurts for a sec, since the one second time slips so loosely when wet.
So, then I hit the bong with authoritalitismlessness.
by Amgitson December 18, 2010
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Authoritarian

A person who believes in the power and structure of authority. Socially they believe in a solid to extreme structure of rules. Also they tend to believe in heavy regulation of businesses and corporations.

Authoritarians tends to become a bad label due to some heavy state heavy dictators that can form from an extreme level of these beliefs. I repeat ... authoritarian and dictator are not synonyms (contrary to the beliefs of libertarians, and other exaggerating morons)

These people believe that in order to maintain safety and well being of everyone, that the social liberties of the individual be regulated. This would mean heavy government influence in business and society. In essence State > Individual and that the Whole is greater than or equal to its parts.

They tend to believe in harsher more than a wrist slap punishment to deter further misconduct. They believe that rules are there for a decent reason and should not be disobeyed.

This is contrary to Libertarian, who tends to believe in as little government regulation especially when it comes to social regulation (they are a little more okay with it in businesses). In summary Individual > State and that the Parts are greater than or equal to the whole.
(student texting in class after getting caught): Hey don't take away my phone! Free speech dude!! I have the right to my cell phone at all times!

(Teacher) Cell Phones are for emergencies, it is disrespectful to text in class, you should be paying attention even if what I am teaching is boring

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(Libertarian) We are responsible members of society, and we do not need rules or regulations to make us act responsibly! *I* HAVE RIGHTS !

(Authoritarian) You are not ALL responsible and unfortunately you must be protected from yourselves, come down from your fantasy land and take a little bit of reality in, *EVERYONE* will be better off this way.
by IAmNotADictator April 9, 2012
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