Exists
Exists because it does, Germany and Austrian relationship exists because thoose countries exist, next up mexico and china.
by greyideas get edgy July 15, 2020
austrian words pt.1
notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
därrisch - deaf
ungustl - unsympathetic human
scheangln - squint
batschn - slippers
narrisch - going mad
kebbln (e=ä) - scold
jausn - snack
hockn - work
häferl (er=a) - mug
raunzn - whine
sandler (er=a) - alcoholics, who are homeless
habarer (er=a)/habschi -
buddy or unpleasant word for boyfriend
umadum - around
gatschhupfer (er=a) - off-road moped
fad - boring
schlagobers (er=a) - whipped cream
oida -
strictly speaking oldie, but that's mostly not what we mean
it's more like oida, you suck
it is often said, if you are annoyed, but there are other meanings too, like:
look at that oide (female version)
it's an awful description for women
brunzn - piss
nudlaug -
only an insult for men, the word is for the male genital's urethral opening
'cause nudl = noodle and stands for the penis
aug = eye and stands for the opening
wuzler (er=a) - table football
liptauer (er=a) -
a spread of pepper and soft cheese, made from sheep's milk - it can be mild or hot
wappler (er=a) - idiot
grindig - disgusting
schaßaugert (er=a) - bad seeing
notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
därrisch - deaf
ungustl - unsympathetic human
scheangln - squint
batschn - slippers
narrisch - going mad
kebbln (e=ä) - scold
jausn - snack
hockn - work
häferl (er=a) - mug
raunzn - whine
sandler (er=a) - alcoholics, who are homeless
habarer (er=a)/habschi -
buddy or unpleasant word for boyfriend
umadum - around
gatschhupfer (er=a) - off-road moped
fad - boring
schlagobers (er=a) - whipped cream
oida -
strictly speaking oldie, but that's mostly not what we mean
it's more like oida, you suck
it is often said, if you are annoyed, but there are other meanings too, like:
look at that oide (female version)
it's an awful description for women
brunzn - piss
nudlaug -
only an insult for men, the word is for the male genital's urethral opening
'cause nudl = noodle and stands for the penis
aug = eye and stands for the opening
wuzler (er=a) - table football
liptauer (er=a) -
a spread of pepper and soft cheese, made from sheep's milk - it can be mild or hot
wappler (er=a) - idiot
grindig - disgusting
schaßaugert (er=a) - bad seeing
by theycallmeredhead August 16, 2011
by Brb I spilled the milk April 30, 2021
austrian words pt.3
notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
zach (z=ts) -
tedious and boring
it says, if you lose the lust on something
leck (e=ä) mi am oasch (sch=sh) -
exactly, it says lick my ass, but it's also like fuck you
batzal -
small wet feces, like pigeon poop
but in general small quantity
wuascht (sch=sh) - can mean salami, but also whatever
notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
zach (z=ts) -
tedious and boring
it says, if you lose the lust on something
leck (e=ä) mi am oasch (sch=sh) -
exactly, it says lick my ass, but it's also like fuck you
batzal -
small wet feces, like pigeon poop
but in general small quantity
wuascht (sch=sh) - can mean salami, but also whatever
by theycallmeredhead August 16, 2011
Person 1: if you don’t shut the fuck up, I’ll use my Austrian whip on yo ass
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE
by Mister Bister Pister September 25, 2021
the act of taking a pistol made before 1950, handing it to an elderly individual with Anemia and Parkinsons, and putting them onto a Sybian anally. Slather the individual with honey, tell them shooting the gun once every 15 seconds will make it stop, and turn the sybian on high. It is preferred the individual setting up the action is behind something bulletproof and the victim/partner is in a public location.
"Did you see on the news? Jim got angry about his exam grades and did the only thing he could, went into a park and did the ol' Austrian Bumble Bee."
by Bandit I guess March 22, 2020
During gay sex, when both men superglue each others hands to the other penis. Then rips it off during climax to drink up the semen and blood.
“We should totally do the Austrian gauntlet now, I’m hungry for some of your cum”
“That right daddy, I’ll go get the glue”
“That right daddy, I’ll go get the glue”
by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023