by The Door Guy July 10, 2010

by BGoat May 9, 2016

by fakehogchrissy June 3, 2019

A complete moron. One who cannot contribute anything useful to a legitimate coversation. A person who is so oblivious to his/her surrounding that their head might as well be up thier fucking ass.
by NateJ3000 January 23, 2020

by SEXDADDY69 December 27, 2018

An asshat is a person who would generally use you to get higher up in the world thus leaving you behind in the dirt. They would pretend to be your friend to get items money or break your heart for the fun of it.
by MidgetManLink November 18, 2015

Typing in how long it is to get to Germany from the United States, America is shocked as the computer tells him to "swim across the Atlantic Ocean".
Burger addict: so uh, what were we talking about?
Tea addict: that's not a question…and we were talking about Germany
Burger addict: *looks at a map of the U.S.*
Burger addict: how long will it take to get there by car?
Tea addict(annoyed): look at a world map
Burger addict: what do you mean, this is a world map!
Burger addict: fine, if you won't tell me, I'll just ask Google Maps! He'll tell me how to get there on top of how long it'll take!
Tea addict: we can't google stuff in 1942, you asshat!
Burger addict: watch how it's done, loser! Going from America..to Germany! I do what I want, biyaatch!
Burger addict: so uh, what were we talking about?
Tea addict: that's not a question…and we were talking about Germany
Burger addict: *looks at a map of the U.S.*
Burger addict: how long will it take to get there by car?
Tea addict(annoyed): look at a world map
Burger addict: what do you mean, this is a world map!
Burger addict: fine, if you won't tell me, I'll just ask Google Maps! He'll tell me how to get there on top of how long it'll take!
Tea addict: we can't google stuff in 1942, you asshat!
Burger addict: watch how it's done, loser! Going from America..to Germany! I do what I want, biyaatch!
by idkijustlikejojo May 27, 2020
