asshat

Word used only by losers.

Loser: "Asshat!"
Me: "Loser."

by Guh-eye May 27, 2005

asshat

Somebody you hate so much it is not only okay, but necessary to verbally shit all over them.

"Wow Dick, why do you keep breaking the printer on purpose? Quite being such an asshat."

by Bri Woo February 18, 2008

asshat

One who wears a hat on his ass, in case it gets cold up there on top of his shoulders. An idiot.

You, sir, will hardly hear yourself fart with such a thick wooly asshat on. Pray indulge in a little flashage.

by Et tu, Spongebob? February 26, 2007

asshat

Someone who has already had there ass kicked so hard it's over thier head.

Originated in the Clint Eastwood movie "Outlaw Josie Wales" where a union officer tells one of the rebels : "Get back in line boy or I'll kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat!" Hence if you have had your ass kicked you are an asshat.

by Diego Jones September 27, 2006

asshat

A term of endearment from one MAAN to another.

That asshat Magoo just TOWed me for the fifth time this round!

by KwikAg February 22, 2008

asshat

In the game Dark Age of Camelot, it's when a male toon kills a person and sits on his head. Usually the now dead person had pissed the player off in the past. When a female does it, it's called a "sheep-herder's special".

that's the dude that tried to assjam us, give him an asshat.

by orionslam June 8, 2005

asshat

someone who is either a flying squirrel, or a huge asshole and u cant think of a name to call them

killtheeclip (killtheeclipse) is such an asshat.

by aj the ninja December 5, 2007