assclown

krispy hitting his own team mates with frags and doesnt even say sorry.

solidus calls krispy assclown for hittiong him.

by solidus51 October 26, 2008

assclowning

a sexual fetish in whitch the couple paints one of there rear ends like a clown and begins to have relations with the clowns mouth

Mary: hey honey, do you wanna have sex?
Frank: sure, but can we do some assclowning

by bobbynom13 January 11, 2013

Assclown

Assclown is a common synonym used in place for "Presidential Candidate," regardless of political affiliations.

"So it is either Trump or Hillary this year. Why do the parties insist on giving us the two worst assclowns to vote for?"

"Time to go pick an assclown for President. Wish us luck for another four years."

by ArmyVet September 4, 2016

Assclown

An Assclown is a Burberry steeling, trackie tucking, Rockport wearing, son of a scum; Chav; an English man/woman who can’t speak a word of English.

You are an Assclown.

by Eric Sutton July 15, 2008

Assclown

an assclown is basicly another word for a fool or idiot the scottish translation is idjiot

" you got a f in maths , you assclown

by anth1991 February 4, 2006

Captain Assclown

A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.

The Trump administration is an assclown circus ass-circus and Trump is Captain Assclown.

by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

Verizon Assclowns

People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.

The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.

by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012