The cop asked me if I was drunk and I replied 'No, I'm amiably incandescent.' and it got me out of a ticket.
by Tim DePung February 27, 2008
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One day, Daniel Tosh, a very strong supporter of globalization, agreed to party with a group of Japanese chefs. Tosh, being the lightweight that he is, got very drunk, took his pants off, and passed out at the party. The Japanese men spread his cheeks and inserted their prized swamp eel into his rectum. Luckily for Tosh, he was so used to taking things in the ass that the swamp eel had little effect. To this day the Asian swamp eel lives in the lower bowels of his intestine, eating the pride (that he swallows daily).
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An Asian who typically drives a Toyota Camry. Sometimes they crash, sometimes they don't indicate but they never speed. usually, an old Asian grandpa or dad who doesn't speak good English and has a semi-bald head
Oh nice, our neighbour is an Asian Toyota Camry Driver.
Look at the Asian Toyota Camry Driver's Car!
Look at the Asian Toyota Camry Driver's Car!
by Camry Driver October 9, 2022
Get the Asian Toyota Camry Driver mug.Asia is beautiful inside and out. she wish there was that one soul that could finally understand her. Outside she a happy person and very blunt but on the inside is miserably depressed. She has the biggest imagination in the universe and always find laughter in everything. In my eyes Asia is a goddess and i wish people can understand her more. In my eyes Asia just wants to be free.
by Reham abdul December 9, 2012
Get the Asia mug.A sexual act involving a basket suspended from the ceiling in a manner than allows for it to spin. The basket has a hole in the bottom. A small framed, petite woman(usually Asian) is folded in half and placed in the basket with her vagina over the whole. A man lies down on a table directly below the basket and inserts his penis into the woman's vagina. A third person then spins the basket until the male achieves sexual release.
by Leroy McGillicuddy April 7, 2010
Get the Asian Basket Job mug.Asiana is the most amazing girl you will ever have the honour of knowing because she is kind; caring and loving. Once you get to know her you will soon realize that behind the tough exterior there is a warm hearted individual, the smallest things affect her, good or bad, so treat her gently and serve her well. She will give so much to you, whether you're her lover or just an acquaintance, but will ask for very little in return. Asiana is also a very funny person who entertains you without even realizing, and who's attitude makes her a great person to be around. Whenever you're upset of feeling down, Asiana will be there for you and always squeeze a smile from you whatever it takes. She is an extremely cute and adorable girl who acts like a little kid sometimes and when she does it's just butterflies material, although you will have your disagreements with her, she will never ever give up on you because she is so committed. Treat her with as much respect as you can give and be honest and true to her, as she will to you, Asiana is just perfect in every way; beautiful inside and out, and just, the best!
Everybody needs an Asiana in their lives.
*sigh* I wish Asiana was here, she knows how to cheer me up.
Asiana, I love you.
*sigh* I wish Asiana was here, she knows how to cheer me up.
Asiana, I love you.
by FlefasaurusRex March 10, 2013
Get the Asiana mug.1) If you're on the computer for more than an hour (not studying)- bam they'll take away your computer away, ground you, punish you..whatever they feel like doing.
2) They want you to study..all day every DAY! They have some vision that kids will just decide to study all day in the summer for fun after they had to put up an entire school year of it!
3) They CONTROL your life, and most asians don't realize this until they read this. Asian parents control what you wear, who you hang out with, if you can do something, if u can't, what you look like; YOUR HAIRCUT?
Actual conversation between and mom and asian boy.
Mom: You need haircut, you look like girl.
Boy: But I like my hair mom!
Mom: No you need now1@@!@!@!@!! - drags boy to haircut salon -
4) They get ticked off really easy, Let me give you an example (PROVEN)
Girl: it's not like I want to spend all day studying
Dad: this is for your OWN GOOD, this wastes everybody's time, it doesn't help us!@!@
Girl: But I just --(cut off)
Dad: 2!#@!#@#@!#@!@!@$#$#%#235%@ STOP COMPLAINING2!@!@ YOU ARE USELESS, YOU KNOW I COULD SEND YOU OFF TO A PUBLIC SCHOOL AND YOU CAN BE NO ONE21@!@!@!@!@!@!!@!#!@#$@!$!#$@#%$%$^%$^%@!#!@!#!@#@!$
5) Their grade system
A- only thing acceptable
B- beating
C- seriously kid, you better runaway now!
D- death
F- *********************
6) You can only be a doctor, or a dentist
7) They think anything besides studying is a waste of time (PROVEN)
8) You can only do swimming, or tennis as a sport because everything else is too 'dangerous'
9) Every evening, it's rice, rice, and more rice, when was the last time I had a biscuit or somethin? I like biscuits :/
10) They think every word is a bad word, when really it's just a word you might say as you grow up!
For example:
Stupid, butt, butthole, shut up,
You know, the things you might call your older brother if you're really mad at him. (not cussing though)
11) BONUS: IF you cry, they don't care, they don't try to understand you feelings, they don't care, they just think everyone was brought up in China or Vietnam like them and love to study, And if you have a suck-up perfect brother, he likes to give speeches that make sense but make you sound retarded and stupid and like you don't know what you're talking about.
2) They want you to study..all day every DAY! They have some vision that kids will just decide to study all day in the summer for fun after they had to put up an entire school year of it!
3) They CONTROL your life, and most asians don't realize this until they read this. Asian parents control what you wear, who you hang out with, if you can do something, if u can't, what you look like; YOUR HAIRCUT?
Actual conversation between and mom and asian boy.
Mom: You need haircut, you look like girl.
Boy: But I like my hair mom!
Mom: No you need now1@@!@!@!@!! - drags boy to haircut salon -
4) They get ticked off really easy, Let me give you an example (PROVEN)
Girl: it's not like I want to spend all day studying
Dad: this is for your OWN GOOD, this wastes everybody's time, it doesn't help us!@!@
Girl: But I just --(cut off)
Dad: 2!#@!#@#@!#@!@!@$#$#%#235%@ STOP COMPLAINING2!@!@ YOU ARE USELESS, YOU KNOW I COULD SEND YOU OFF TO A PUBLIC SCHOOL AND YOU CAN BE NO ONE21@!@!@!@!@!@!!@!#!@#$@!$!#$@#%$%$^%$^%@!#!@!#!@#@!$
5) Their grade system
A- only thing acceptable
B- beating
C- seriously kid, you better runaway now!
D- death
F- *********************
6) You can only be a doctor, or a dentist
7) They think anything besides studying is a waste of time (PROVEN)
8) You can only do swimming, or tennis as a sport because everything else is too 'dangerous'
9) Every evening, it's rice, rice, and more rice, when was the last time I had a biscuit or somethin? I like biscuits :/
10) They think every word is a bad word, when really it's just a word you might say as you grow up!
For example:
Stupid, butt, butthole, shut up,
You know, the things you might call your older brother if you're really mad at him. (not cussing though)
11) BONUS: IF you cry, they don't care, they don't try to understand you feelings, they don't care, they just think everyone was brought up in China or Vietnam like them and love to study, And if you have a suck-up perfect brother, he likes to give speeches that make sense but make you sound retarded and stupid and like you don't know what you're talking about.
by average asian girl June 11, 2009
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