Asian

A person born in Asia. Usually has slanted eyes but not all the time. They are sometimes known as "yellow". They do get good grades though, because their parents will kill them if they get a B(in 50% of cases, because asian parents want their kids to get a good future). For them; A=acceptable, B= banned, C= chopstick spanking, D=Dumpling Death, and F=**** . They are typically good kids who work hard and get a good job. Many stereotypes about them are somewhat true but do not apply to all of them.

Asian
Mrs. Hyun Jung oon: ''What did you get on your test?''
Hyun Jung oon: "uhh, a D"
Mrs. Hyun Jung oon: "Son, do you want to DIE''

by yah bruh January 27, 2015

Asians

Asian's have a beautiful culture. And the most brilliant, respectful, and inspiring religion comes from the Asian country Tibet which, incase you were wondering, is Buddhism. I would have to say that Asian people know what's going on.

Our inability to stand someone results from our lack of cultivation.

Having a wider heart and mind is more important than having a larger house.

Happiness does not come from having much, but from being attached to little.
-Venerable Cheng Yen

by B-dog May 3, 2005

Asian

Asian refers to a person from Asia.

Based on recent surveys the vast majority are total badasses.

John: Hey look that person over there is an asain.
Jim: I like asians.

by FalseFire March 12, 2011

asian a

the grade of an asian a is more than 100% a b is 95% and a c is 90% also a 85% is a d

(asian) man i got 90% on my math quiz
(white well versed with asians) dude thats an asian c u need help to get an asian a

by lilfish December 24, 2007

The Asian

Is Filipino. Thinks he's so fly, and can do what ever he wants. Makes jokes ALL the time cause he thinks he's funny, all he does is play basketball, is obsessed with pokemon, loves to create awkward situations and says that sprinters are better than runners. Strengths: the best COD player ever, fast as lightening, great actor, never has the fear of being rejected and his outgoing personality creates the best adventures ever. Best Moments: meeting miss universe and hanging with the bro's. Weaknesses: Always wants to outdo the athlete, competing with his own bro, bad at karate/ kick boxing and is short... were waiting on that. Fails: doesn't do any chores, never wants to break a 20, can't rap, and thinks Brett Farve will never retire. Appearance: Short, has a bowl cut, and Asian of course!

Brad: Have you finished breeding Pikachu with Eevee?
Peter: No, shut up I'm busy dueling with Lickilicky.

Anonymous: the asian really thinks hes funny, well I'll show him!

by the athlete June 19, 2010

asian

anyone born in a country in Asia

Jack: My grandma is from China, so she is Asian.

by baby 3 June 11, 2016

Asians

Asians are the all-powerful beings who can do anything. They are close to the top of the life chain (think like the food chain). The only beings that are more powerful than Asians are Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris. The only reason we do not actually see Asians doing these divine feats is because they do not want us to see them. Because of this all of the asian countries have actors in them that pretend to walk around and go to work like normal people, that way they wont seem too powerful. If their power is too great they might make it seem like something totally different. For example, all hurricanes are the result of a Asian child who spun too fast on the Merry-Go-Round.

Me: Shit, there's an asian in this contest, we can't win...
Other Guy: Damn, you're right.

Asian: *sneezes*
World: *explodes*
Asian: Oops...

God: Grrr, those Asians always make me look bad...

by GreatHammurabi July 6, 2006