I was in a motel and there were no ashtrays so I used my girlfriends ass as a Melbourne ashtray instead.
by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024
When you put the ash of a cigarette inside a man's foreskin and someone gives you a blowjob afterwards.
by HissBooom July 08, 2021
This app is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Bloody thing crashes every time I try to make a purchase.
by immediate 1 August 26, 2019
Leaving rare-label butts in prominent places in the hope that someone will recognize you from your choice of smoke.
1. Johnny scoffs at ashtray tagging because its politically incorrect.
2. I just bought this carton of chinese cigs online.. now everyone will know where I smoke!
2. I just bought this carton of chinese cigs online.. now everyone will know where I smoke!
by antonima1 May 02, 2010
Imagine you’re at the Diamond Cabaret in Denver getting a lap dance holding a cigar and you need more than one hand to grab Mary’s fat/fake knockers so you perform the Ansley Ashtray. Pray she enjoys it and sucks you off before the bouncer catches you
by Titancream November 05, 2022
Imagine you’re at the Diamond cabaret strip club in Denver and you’re in the back getting a lap dance from Mary smoking a cigar like a big dog VIP. Mary has these big ol knockers that one hand can’t handle, so you perform the Ansley Ashtray and free up the other hand. She ends up enjoying the Ansley ashtray kink and proceeds to suck you off for a happy ending.
by Titancream November 05, 2022
This will take place during fellatio. The man recieving involved will spark a ciggarette close to climax, then when he is near finishing pull the girls hair back, grab her nose and then simultaneously cum and ash in said females mouth. Hence forcing inhalation.
by CakeAndOnly November 28, 2017