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monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole

An ugly woman with long frizzy hair
Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.
by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
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Would you like a X in your arsehole?

Would you like a X in your arsehole? is a very small internet meme started by YouTuber Steven Thornalley (steviet7)
The video was a give-away for an un-wanted code for dagger weapons in the 2009 video game The Saboteur, where he said "Would you like a pair of daggers in your arsenal?"
After which, he replayed the clip, but slowed it down, with the word 'arsenal' sounding like 'arsehole' (as he brought up in an annotation)
This lead to the very unknown meme 'Would you like a X in your arsehole?'
It is also usually said during giveaways by steviet7.
Person 1: Hey, I'm doing a giveaway!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Oh, these controllers
Person 3: Would you like a X in your arsehole?
by danday352 February 17, 2010
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broken arsehole

One's exterior anal cavity that has been subject to monster shites and has therefore sustained terrible damage.
"Ive got a broken arsehole from a monster shite i did yesterday."
by Thy Smelly One August 2, 2019
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Pissing into my arsehole

Pissing into your own arsehole
Meaning, your fucking yourself up.
Pissing into my arsehole
Meaning, something or somebody is fucking me up.
Pissing into their arsehole
Meaning, i'm going to fuck somebody up.
Pissing into my own arsehole
Meaning, i'm gonna fuck myself up.
"He's pissing into his own arsehole drinking that"
"It's friday and i'm going to piss into my own arsehole"
"Is that true or are you pissing into my arsehole"
by Anton bevermarsh September 30, 2020
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Cat with a cream flavored arsehole

When you walk in on your son/daughter reading old table tennis magazines.
Father: Crap!
Mother: What happened?
Father: I walked in on Chris reading my old table tennis magazines! He was from grinning ear to ear like a cat with a cream flavored arsehole!
Mother: What the hell does that even mean? Is looking at ping pong even a bad thing?
Father: SHUTUP BITCH!
by manboobs mcniggerpants January 14, 2010
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One mans cunt is another mans arsehole

Hating a person that a friend or friends like or don't find to bad. A cunt is the worst type of person.
A arsehole is a person who's not too bad
"I can't believe you're friends with billy, I bloody hate him, but i suppose, one mans cunt is another mans arsehole"
by Anton bevermarsh January 4, 2021
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Bastar'n Arsehole

This is a Glaswegian term for a nasty or despicable person using two swear words at the same time with a slight modification of the word 'Bastard' to suit the Glasgow tongue.
Awa ya bastar'n arsehole that ye are and don't boather me again!
by K Mitchell February 5, 2005
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