Cardibacular Arrest

When someone who was previously normal loses all sense of logical reasoning. They make others lose brain cells from trying to understand them. Some symptoms may include horrid language skills, inability for others to understand, stupidity, rambunctious behavior, etc. It is considered peak Niggatry, which is then followed by normalcy. This could last from only 2 seconds to your whole life.

Guy 1: Bc I sit go anywhere I'm shutin for today until like 2
Guy 2: Idek if that is even english.
Guy 3: This man had a cardibacular arrest.

by Dr. Desiigner June 04, 2019

pp arrest

When your better half forbids you to have sex.

I am under pp arrest for cheating on my girlfriend.

by kalray April 29, 2021

cathartic arrest

Synonym for immediate onset explosive diarrhea and the euphoric experience upon being able to relieve oneself.

" ...dude you're clutching your stomach, have rapid shallow breathing and appear to be losing consciousness, are you going into cathartic arrest?"

"If I don't find a spot to deuce on the fly I'm gonna fuckin' expire "maannn!"

by Sav Ex November 23, 2013

cardiac arrest

Refers to an instance where you get "cuffed 'n' booked" for stealing someone's heart.

Cardiac arrest never happens in real life, of course, but "there oughtta be a law" against trifling with someone's affections.

by QuacksO October 05, 2018

mouse arrest

The state of being stuck at your computer, to answer endless emails for example.

Sorry I missed lunch; work had me under mouse arrest.

by iamlazarus August 14, 2007

Arrested Development

Michael Bluth finds himself forced to stay in Orange County and run the family real estate business after his father, George Bluth Sr., is sent to prison for committing white-collar crime. He tries to juggle the wants and needs of his spoiled and eccentric family while being a good role model for his teenage son, George Michael.

Arrested Development

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

Marlboroltory Arrest

When a smoker dies from not having a cigarette.

Bro: Dude, if I don't grab a pack soon I might go into Marlboroltory Arrest!

Dude: Fucking Smokers...

by petuniafish September 09, 2011