shartiac arrest

When you are well aware everyone knows you've shit yourself and all you can do is walk away, clean yourself and die (inside).

I thought something was wrong with Gerald when he got up and ran off, but then It smelled like poop. Gerald just went into shartiac arrest.

by Shitbird? January 24, 2017

shittiac arrest

The moment in which a person, desperately needing to take a shit, is forced to stiffen up, clamp their ass cheeks as hard as possible, and make their way to the bathroom as fast as they can in their awkward, waddling position in order to avoid shitting themselves.

Joey: "Did you see the way Tim left the room? He looked like a fucking penguin. Should we call an ambulance?"
Dave: "Nah bro, he's entered shittiac arrest. He's in god's hands now."

by Fuck a handle September 6, 2017

Splashback Arrester

Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.

Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

cardiac arrest

Refers to an instance where you get "cuffed 'n' booked" for stealing someone's heart.

Cardiac arrest never happens in real life, of course, but "there oughtta be a law" against trifling with someone's affections.

by QuacksO October 5, 2018

mouse arrest

The state of being stuck at your computer, to answer endless emails for example.

Sorry I missed lunch; work had me under mouse arrest.

by iamlazarus August 18, 2007

Arrested Development

Michael Bluth finds himself forced to stay in Orange County and run the family real estate business after his father, George Bluth Sr., is sent to prison for committing white-collar crime. He tries to juggle the wants and needs of his spoiled and eccentric family while being a good role model for his teenage son, George Michael.

Arrested Development

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

Cardigan Arrest

Occurs when the sweater a man, most commonly a douchebag, is wearing looks like it was borrowed from his girlfriend, or her Yorkie.

Jane: Look at that guy's body, he's busting out of his shirt.

John: Oh please Jane, he's totally in cardigan arrest.

by BPWP January 1, 2013