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Areola by Supersonic Legend September 5, 2023

Areola-Nipulitus 

A condition caused when receiving an impassioned hug from a female while seated and her nipple rubs along your outer ear and practically enters the ear canal, essentially becoming a fleshy Q-Tip.
While shadowing Eric anywhere, he is often surprise hugged at his desk by the females in the office... or at lunch... or driving through the garage (in which they launch into the driver's seat through the open window; that shit really happened). It is then I point out the Areola-Nipulitus infection left in the wake of the less-than-innocent embraces.

Areola dick nipple

Semen spews from your areolas while milk comes out the nipple
“Fawkkkkkk my areola dick nipple is spewing everywhere”-james

christian arriola 

A very amazing,cute,handsom boy who will make you laugh very easily.
Ex: Omg here come's Christian Arriola he's so cute.

Shabnam areolas

When somebody has areolas and in most cases nipples that look like or are similar to fanon celebrity Shabnam’s.
Person 1: Wow, you have Shabnam areolas!
Person 2: Uh, what?
Person 1: You’re topless at a beach and your nipples and areolas are like Shabnam!
Person 2: What the fuck is a Shabnam…
Person 1: Influencer. You may have watched her on New Style Boutique.
Person 2: Ok *farts on him for 5 minutes then walks away*
Person 1: Uhhhhhhhhh *coughs* she just farted on me for 5 damn minutes… That. Was. Gross.
Shabnam areolas by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025

Austrian Areola Ripper

When a man tears a woman's areola/s off using his teeth and swallows. This usually results in a lawsuit or two.
Frank: just gave gloria an austrian areola ripper
gerbert: why am i here
gloria: he did