Conscientious Apathy

The easy-going way of life. Blissful avoidance and ignornance of common organizations, movements, responsibilities, or anything that doesn't affect the follower. Someone who is a follower of Conscientious Apathy often won't care about a breakthrough in cancer research anymore than they would if they accidentally forgot to comb their hair that morning.

Though frowned upon by the 'go-getting' and influential type, a follower of Conscientious Apathy will often shrug off any criticism and live by the Conscientious Apathy code: "It's great that you care, I'm glad that you care, but, I don't care."

Someone who is a follower of Conscientious Apathy does not do it to be rude or harmful to others, the way of life is chosen to relieve stress and to find a more peaceful and pacifistic way to survive in times like these. It's controversy is ignored because no one who is a follower cares what others think about their way of life.

"I think it's great that the Lung Cancer Association is around, but I really could care less about it."

"I'd love to donate money to the school trip, but I'm not going so I really don't give a crap."

"Is my shirt really that ugly? Well, I'm sure I'll survive."

"Sorry, My Conscientious Apathy is leading me away from that 'Teamwork' conference"

by Climtheconqueror March 26, 2009

psychosis apotheosis

A term referring to the highest level of craziness recently shown by the 45th POTUS.

We may have started to witness the true psychosis apotheosis as his extraordinary untruths continue to unfold and multiply.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

authentifail

When you realize you just pasted/typed your password but not into the window you meant to.

Jake just authentifailed when he pasted his password in group chat.

by authentifail December 5, 2014

authensive

Something that is authentic and expensive

This street food is really authensive

by Chrissie G December 28, 2015

apush

The worst high school class ever. Nuff said.

I think I am going to kill myself because of APUSH

by CrackaJack Fury November 15, 2004

apathy

a solution for all the world's problems.

Apathy. if no one cares, there's no problem.

by Amiti October 11, 2006

authentic

Being all real and not about tha fake stuff.

Wearing your real hair, nails, and breast is keeping it authentic.

by Denisha May 11, 2006