applejerk

someone who masturbates with their dick inside of an apple.

bro applejerking feels so good rn, you should try it

by Saphateurtoes February 25, 2021

Applesuck

The sudden, uncontrollable urge to suck a fruit.

Mike: Oh no, I’m feeling applesuck.

by Snek_ June 12, 2021

applefaced

referencing the rosy apply cheeks of someone blithe, too naïve to appreciate life's pain, or unaware of it, and so they're always smiling and cheery

'I'm so upset, man, my parents are getting divorced,'
'Hey, cheer up pal! You'll be all right!'
'Jesus man, you're an applefaced fool.'

by gonkoja September 11, 2021

pplejack

u watch mlp right? so you forgot to put 2 letters on the applejack

oh it spells pplejack!

by lives do gabs February 22, 2022

Applejaholic

Apple juice alcoholic.

Are you an Applejaholic!

by thecharacterwannie August 5, 2022

Fapplejacks

Any food that elicits sexual arousal.

"Have you tried those gas station donuts?"
"You mean the double-chocolate coconut cream sticks?"
"Yeah, man. Straight fapplejacks."

by anonymous February 2, 2023

Mr Applejar

A guy who’s the worst driver ever. Despite this, he is a great friend to have, and he loves Jesus with all his heart. He also knows a lot about sports and is the biggest Mariner’s fan

Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who caused multiple car accidents?
Person 2: yea but I heard that he loves Jesus and is a Christian guy

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 8, 2025