colorado avalanche

build up a large load over a long period of time. When your about to bust, place your dick on top of her head (in a roman helmet sort of fashion) and avalanche your load down her face. hence, the colorado avalanche.

after we didnt bang for a month, i felt it necessary to colorado avalanche her. her face was then glazed over.

by donigle November 21, 2011

the sleeping avalanche

a high power stealth ejacualtion move peformed on your girlfriend when she is sleeeping, then photographed.

Wait until your girlfriend is sleeping and then creep up using extreme stealth before wacking one off (cumming) onto her forehead. Allow to drip, then dry before taking a sneaky photograph that is then shown to her the following day. This is the "the sleeping avalanche".

by iceman_36 May 16, 2007

Appache helicopter

Not a gender

I am an appache helicopter

by Dilmun October 17, 2017

Spartan Avalanche

You blow your load in a girls hair, yell something random, and then kick her down the stairs.

She was boring him, so he gave her a Spartan Avalanche.

by Boogeybeast July 2, 2009

russian avalanche

When a guy cums on a girls face, and then pushes her down the stairs.

Doctor: Now Miss Snow, how did you break your wrist?
Girl: I got caught in a Russian Avalanche!

by when_i_am_home_alone_i_like_to December 29, 2014

hiking the Applachian trail

cheating on one's spouse

She thought he was away on business but he was actually "hiking the Applachian trail" .

by AZAFVET August 20, 2009

Dirty Avalanche

when fuckin a bitch outside in the winter ya slip your wang out her twat, dip it in the snow, then surprise her by putting it back in her ass.

steve: "Hey i gave my bitch the dirty avalanche"
joe: "you put it in her ass with some snow on your cock"?
steve: "hell ya.bitch is a dirty slut"

by stoneyinyurass May 15, 2009